Favourite Side Character In All Of Zelda!

fat snake is so important

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

Don't you worry, you make me just as, if not more happy than I make

Just very much thinking about how much I'm in love with @ghostjelly24, I mean, she's cute, silly, and all around so sweet to me. I'm just so happy. And she's all mine. Which makes me incredibly happy. She gives me so much joy that I fear I won't be able to repay all of that happiness. But damn if I ain't happy as hell to spend all of eternity trying to pay it back and more. I'm so very in love with that goddamn creature, she's just so perfect for me. <3

Said heathen wants it to be known that she loves him incredibly much <3

Just taking a moment to talk about my partner. She's very lovely. She's very sweet. And she's all mine. Nothing could make me happier. She's the sole reason I can say that I'm here today, and as strong as I am. I'm so incredibly thankful to her, and hope I'll be able to give her the happy life she deserves.

@ghostjelly24 <- The heathen in question that gets all my love and devotion.

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Ten more days people

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever