Person: Would You Rather Date Adam Or Mira?

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

Finian: Girls are hot. Boys are hot. Why is everybody so hot???

Auri: Global warming.

yoongi: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

yoongi: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.

Seungcheol: You gotta be dunkin my donuts.

Jisoo: You gotta be huttin' my pizza.

Chan: You gotta be mackin' my donalds, man.

Wonwoo: You're really innin' my outs here, buddy.

Jeonghan: You're fivein' my guys.

Seungkwan: Ya whitin' my castle. Ya dairyin' my queen.

Mingyu: Ya steakin' my shake.

Seokmin: But are you belling my taco?

Junhui: You're expressing my panda.

Minghao: You're starring my bucks here, bud.

Jihoon: You're really krispin' my kremes, dude.

Soonyoung: You're really carling my junior here, bucko.

Hansol: Wendy's.

Happy birthday Bakugou!

(Kiri was born in an egg and doesn’t really know how humans work)

shoutout to 5 mins ago when my boyfriend made me cry laughing

They in luv :3

Draco: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.

Draco: Dehydrated? Drink some water

Draco: Want clear skin? Drink some more water

Draco: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them

Harry: .......

Draco: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?

Harry: Only morally

An old kiribaku sketch I did that I like~ ;3 I’m a whore for cuddles