high quality riz dickkory shitposts
them !!!
robin senior robin junior squad
btas tim if jason got to him first
Clark: Bruce Bruce what is this 9 yr old Dick: :D Clark: Bruce Bruce, haggard, injecting 5 hour energy straight into his arm: baby bird Clark: you can't let a child fight crime Bruce, near tears: you want to try and stop him? please for the love of God Clark try please Dick: I'm gonna do murder! Dick: *cartwheels* Clark: oh no Bruce: that's what I said
"I have brought you a hero’s fate, and a hero’s fate is never happy. It is never anything but tragic."
Baby bats for @batfam-big-bang
Thanks to @dear-galileo and @ssomagni for blessing everyones eyes with these stories
Every Robin After Becoming Robin: omg bruce didn’t replace you!!!! your literally perfect in his eyes. you can do no wrong. and he looks at me and ……. he sees all the ways you were better. he loves you ….. i cant replace you when we dont even compare !
Every Robin When Someone Else Becomes Robin: this mf replaced me
thinking about batboys
of the eldest three, Dick and Tim are so much more likely to be evil than Jason actually is
Dick, in alternate stories and earths
- Renegade
- Talon
- Whatever the hell happened with the vampires jesus fuck dude
- Deathwing
- Talon again
Tim, in alternate timelines and stories
- Joker Junior (if it counts)
- Evil batman from an alternate future
- Evil batman from an alternate universe
- and i don’t think the 99 clones incident is very heroic tbh
like
Jason in most universes is either an antihero, a burnout, or a villain with a strict moral code
There’s worlds where
- he becomes batman
- he becomes red robin
- he trains his own robin
-he becomes a priest
Sometimes I like to sit and think about the absolute culture shock it must have been for Bruce Wayne to go from the chaos of one Richard "I will put down Tony Zucco with my bare hands" Grayson, to 11 years old Jason who physically embodies this image:
When something you learned about in class is actually affecting your life 😭😭😭
i HAD to do the barbie redraw
Cannot imagine having that long thick hair in the wilderness
botw/totk zelink has grown on me in time but personally i think the funniest interpretation of their relationship is that link, having absolutely no memories apart from muscle memory, has zero concept of dating or romantic relationships. it doesnt help that hes aroace because he thinks his very queerplatonic relationship with zelda is just them being "ultra best friends." if you asked him if he was dating the princess link would be like Dating? does it really look like that? like yea we're roommates we sleep on the same bed sometimes i make her breakfast every morning we cuddle while watching horror movies on the ipad but isnt that just what ultra best friends do?? and if you ask zelda the same question she just shrugs and says can't tell but im happy with this
hi we animated the club penguin dance in a power outage yesterday
twitter - insta - youtube
more them 🥺
idk why tumblr keeps on recommending riverdale content to me but i am LIVING for it
children of the gods
actually hold on this is something ive always been curious about. i know so many people who HATE seafood and very few of them are poc or neurotypical and i feel like theres probably some kind of correlation there SO.
bonus points if you specify in the tags (e.g i'm mixed black and asian from australia, im neurodivergent and i fucking LOVE seafood. fish in particular. im eating a tuna sandwich as i type this.)
rb this btw im nosy
botw co-op? :3
But .. unwound future … so sad 🥲🥲
the ending of professor layton games are pretty funny bc they're like. well this could be emotional if it wasn't a puzzle game for children
English added by me :)
yes the song is called the penis eek
Rhythm Hell
*link horse soothing noises*