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what the hell is going on in this country?!

Holy shit..

Everyone needs to see this

REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T HOMOPHOBIC

I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

It's probably long over, but just in case.

Help a brother out!

I have made my mark.

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

Crack my fucking knuckles and break down the door to Hell bitch. What're they gonna do, kill me?

After an argument with the Powers That Be, you are forcibly removed from the afterlife. You are forbidden to enter Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, etc. What do you do?

I glance up at the kids screaming and crying as the aliens pass them over. Yes, you spent hours on their makeup. Yes, you did your hair like a goddess. But, they don't seem to like that. I shake my head. I didn't dress up. I’m not getting picked. Not with my ugly ass face. I've come to terms with it. So I might as well finish this series before I die. I'm on the last book anyways.

Turning back to my novel, I sigh. Then, I hear Tristan’s voice ring out. ”Why the hell won't you take me?” He yells. ”Who could resist this?” I don't need to look up to know he’s pointing to his dick. Calmly, I call, ”Resist what Tristan? There’s nothing down there.”

There’s a sharp burst of noise from the aliens, but I ignore it. If I did now, It'll be better than dying on an exploding Earth. Maybe it'll be painful if they do it now.

”Oh, and how do you know that?” He yells back. ”Your mom told me last night, ” I reply. There's another outburst of noise from the aliens. Sighing, I bookmark my page and look up to see Tristan approach. ”The hell did you say?” He hisses.

I roll my eyes. ”Your mom told me last night. And your girlfriend confirmed.”

There's another loud noise, and suddenly, I feel a tentacle wrap around my waist. With a sharp tug, I'm brought into the midst of the aliens and set down in the middle.

Glancing around, I take in their faces. It's actually not that bad up close. The Cthulhu like faces aren't half bad. Sighing, I open my book and return to my page. As I'm slung over the shoulder of one of the aliens and brought onto the ship, I give a loud yell of, ”OH COME THE FUCK ON ROWLING NOT FRED TOO.”

Aliens are threatening to destroy Earth, but first they want to take 500 of the finest human specimens back to their home planet. People rush to beauty parlors and line up for botox surgery. Everyone hopes that they are beautiful enough to be selected. However, when the aliens finally come to choose, it becomes clear that they have a very different idea of beauty

STAY SAFE PLEASE

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

Shane, Ryan, we’re looking at you two.

Two demon hunters jokingly search for, well, demons. Unbeknownst to one, the other person is a demon in plain sight.

Yo, Mari. I'm lookin’ at you.

Person A is secretly crushing on Person B and always calls them late at night when they know they won’t answer. Person A records a voicemail every time to confess their true feelings about Person B, but presses ‘no’ when asked if they want to send it. One day Person A accidentally presses ‘yes’.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Roman sweetie you’re doing great 

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G O O D

REBLOG THIS HERO

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

This dude is a fucking legend

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

New rule, non muslims can’t say the word jihad. Until you stop conflating a word that means personal struggle with faith and temptation with terrorism youre just not allowed to say it.

Reblog, please everyone! This needs to be spread.

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your  prison owning donors depend on

Farewell online privacy

I know thus probably not happening up here but please American friends, be safe.

hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?

My mom bangs on my door. ”C’mon! It's just a family reunion! Get your butt in the car!”

After all these years, they’ve finally found you. You have five minutes to decide, to prepare: run, hide, or fight.

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

YOOOOOOO SALY DADDY JEFF S L A Y

lul get rekt idiot

I am so sorry

Excuuuuse me motherfucker how dare you upstage me in front of my metaphorical son I will smack you upside the head Starlord my ass they should call you shitlord

LOOK AT TONY’S FUCKING FACE