Redditors Will Be Like "i Have Le Cursed Internet Knowledge" And That Knowledge Is Like. Being Vaguely

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

i kind of love falling asleep with a bunch of papers piled around the bed and my computer still running. like look i did so much today and this is physical evidence of it! it’s so dramatic!

Bathing my gastrodon. For enrichment

why is there no stable girl???

werewolf who thinks it's so embarrassing to be trained and is too proud to obey some mere human like a domestic dog... but those treats you're holding do smell kind of good... maybe sitting on command just once wouldn't hurt...

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot NOW

[tumblr is the only site where you can post the most threatening warning sign and people will still find it sexy]

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casting magic (the pursuit theme from phoenix wright vs professor layton) is the best thing to come out of the ace attorney franchise i love it so much

doggirl healer... what have you done