⚠️Please Don’t Touch The Sexy Deer, It’s Not Flirting With You. ⚠️

⚠️Please Don’t Touch The Sexy Deer, It’s Not Flirting With You. ⚠️
⚠️Please Don’t Touch The Sexy Deer, It’s Not Flirting With You. ⚠️
⚠️Please Don’t Touch The Sexy Deer, It’s Not Flirting With You. ⚠️
⚠️Please Don’t Touch The Sexy Deer, It’s Not Flirting With You. ⚠️

⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️

I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂

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1 year ago

Starter Call

name ur muse and who you want and I'll write a starter for us. these will range from 1 sentence to several paragraphs depending on my muse and how many braincells I have left over from work.

capping at 5 for now


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1 year ago

Oh, no way. There was absolutely no way-

A smirk slowly curls across his face showing off sharp teeth before he let's out a gleeful little giggle, hand coming up to cover his mouth. "Don't think I didn't notice you avoiding my question there. Striker, are you a-" He cups the side of his mouth as he leans over and loudly whispers the next word, "Virgin?"

@helluvahotpot replied to your post.

blitzø vc, in the most judgey voice: uh, have you ever HAD sex before?? what kind of dumb fuck question is that?!

@helluvahotpot Replied To Your Post.

❝A serious one, Blitzy. You all make it your whole personality.❞


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1 year ago
"Oh, Uh...." He Looked Around Awkwardly Before Slowly Pointing At Himself. "You Talking To Me?"

"Oh, uh...." He looked around awkwardly before slowly pointing at himself. "You talking to me?"

"These Legs Were Made To Be Wrapped Around Ya."

"These legs were made to be wrapped around ya."


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1 year ago

“I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am a result.”

— Death, The Book Thief (via meggannn)


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1 year ago

okay i guess i should head off to bed lol

feel free to send asks in while i'm gone~


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1 year ago
"Now That's What I Like To Hear. Make That A Double For Me."

"Now that's what I like to hear. Make that a double for me."

"You Look Like I Need A Drink..."

"You look like I need a drink..."


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1 year ago

A soft snort escaped him at the visual. "That does sound entertaining. I wouldn't mind seeing that myself someday."

  ❝ perhaps. You Ever See A Sinner's Face When They Realize They're Picking A Fight With The

  ❝ perhaps. you ever see a sinner's face when they realize they're picking a fight with the devil? hilarious. ❞ 

  ❝ perhaps. You Ever See A Sinner's Face When They Realize They're Picking A Fight With The

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1 year ago
Yeah, He Hated When Nifty Touched Him Because She Did Shit Like THIS When He Was Least Expecting It.

Yeah, he hated when Nifty touched him because she did shit like THIS when he was least expecting it. He yelled and reached over his shoulder to grab her and pull her away from his shoulder.

"Nifty, what the hell is wrong with you!?" he demanded holding her out by the nape of her dress and shaking her.

@helluvahotpot

Niffty wrapped her arms around Husk, knowing he wasn't a fan of her touching him, but that didn't stop her as she climbed on top of him and bite down on his shoulder.


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1 year ago

me: does one draft me: okay my job here is done

Me: Does One Draft Me: Okay My Job Here Is Done

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