Me To Frank

45 years since the kiss that started it all. The kiss that made Sirius question it all.

and you ask why I'm crying today 🥰

anyways happy 61st birthday Remu

always my babygirl

regulus, to james, absentmindedly: hey babygirl

remus, confused: babygirl?

james: yeah, i’m his babygirl, remus. keep up

please go read this!!

The Trouble With Falling In Love

The trouble with falling in love, Remus reasons, is that you can never be sure who anyone is. Ed Sheeran using his second account, for instance. A flat earther with a pierced tongue. The guy you've just been set up on a fake date with.

Wait, what?

or: Sirius can't write; James can't get a date; Lily can't make a plan; and Remus just can't.

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(note: as of tuesday, may 4th (star wars day), the fic still lists as having been written by anonymous. I promise I actually did write it.)

this? pain? 𝘆𝗲𝘀

They watched these children, laughing and running through Hogwarts, grow up. They watched students they loved and nurtured and taught grow up to either be monster’s or die fighting the monsters. Generations of students lay before them, either death eaters or fighting against them. They watched little Tom Riddle, who they taught and love, turn into a horrible person. They watched little Harry Potter, always up to something, die in front of them. They watched little Remus Lupin, laughing and running around with his Marauders, die in front of them. They watched their little wizards and witches become bodies and casualties in a war that wasn’t theirs.

Sirius: ...did we just lock Wormtail in the car?

Remus: did you put the keys in the bag?

Sirius: I put the keys in the bag!!

James: dude, moony told you not to put the keys in the bag!

Sirius: [knocking on the window] Peter! It's okay!

James: ...a-b-c-d-e-f-g...

Remus: wha-are you singing to him? People get ARRESTED for this, Prongs!

Sirius: [pulling the door handle] h-i-j-k..

James: ELLA-MELLA-PEE- wait, do all four doors lock?

Sirius: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

Remus: [on the phone with Lily] help we lost Peter in the car and people are judging us!!

Sirius: I SWEAR TO MERLIN I'M GOING TO BREAK IT-

James: do not break it!! You'll get glass on him.

Lily, on the phone: okay, Remus. Tell Marlene to calm down, I'm on my way.

Remus: Marlene isn't here. It's James and Sirius.

James: [crying] DON'T WORRY PETER!

Sirius: DON'T WORRY, WORMY. JAMES IS COMING FOR YOU!

*glass breaking*

Remus: [turns around] Lily please hurry. Prongs has his antlers stuck in the window-

*drops this and runs* 🫣💫

the Black Brothers: Before and After

screaming

NO 😭

coney island but it’s remus after halloween 1981 going back to the campsite from the summer of 7th year and thinking about how much has changed since then

i finished the hunger games franchise two days ago, i’m traumatized and i kept having nightmares. i felt like this when it’s people i don’t even know you want me to read that about the marauders???? MY people?? my family???

you crimson rivers readers are stronger than me because you’ll never be catching me putting myself through that