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Friendship goals 👻💃🕺
my character: *doing literally anything*
astarion in the background:
my sister made me take this off of Instagram because she said too many people will believe me.
when the player character finds my skeleton in the apocalypse and loots my body for an area map they’ll just find the Din/Geralt/Boromir/Gale babygirl diagram
so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.
Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.
But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.
And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”
Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.
But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.
I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.
So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this
I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.
And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.
“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”
They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.
Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
he's so supportive
GUNPOWDER TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUNPOWDER TIM!!!
fish pearl my beloved
Me watching several POVs of the Hermitcraft Season 10 debut, so I've heard the whole "We all know what the prize for winning Demise is, but the audience doesn't" spiel a good few times...
... then going to Etho's episode and he goes trotting off and says "I actually had no idea there was a prize to this thing. I still don't know what it is."
Absolutely Etho behavior.
etho and pearl's starter bases: perfections of color
aka HOLY SHIT THEY'RE NEIGHBORS HOLY SHITTTTT
gemtho is to etho within ethubs what cledubs is to bdubs within ethubs does this make sense
twirls my hair will we get PET neighbors maybe.. as in Pearl Etho Tango the neighbors ever who I am totally normal about (lie)
the cutest neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;
struck down by the mental image of an android laying down to "sleep" on a mattress shaped charging pad. oof. im experiencing the Emotions. rest well and recharge you dear little electric angel
do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs
Woke up with a terrible thought
eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous
what pride flag is this (wrong answers only)
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Basira and Daisy??? CHILLING??? more likely than you think
my friend made me realize that i haven't widely shared my Grian headcanon in AGES. HoH/Tinnitus Grian. Dealer's choice; from the shoot-outs in YHS or from explosions in EVO. he's an exploding little guy okay. He has hearing-aids.
the thing is. that batteries drain faster in high altitudes and obviously he FLIES. A LOT. so he just puts the batteries everywhere around the servers. including on people
he just grabs Mumbo by the shoulders, and then gets out two little dot batteries from Mumbo's shirt collar. he just starts DIVE BOMBING people eventually. it's beautiful
Why don't you tag any of your posts?
Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?
[MAJOR MAG 200 SPOILERS] CW: BLOOD, CHARACTER DEATH, STABBING, GORE, EMOTIONAL FEELINGS
Statement Ends.
[It’s called Watcher’s CROWN for a reason. Hence the outfit. Also, I am so sorry.]
I finished the series and REALLY wanted to draw all of these scenes as soon as possible. I decided not to draw the scene that everyone and their mother has drawn.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
[ooooo dis-door-tion ooooooooo]
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 Part 5
[major spoilers for S3] CW: CHARACTER DEATH, GORE
[Still grieving, I see? As am I… Don’t want to face the truth? Me neither.]
Part 1 Part 2 Part 4 Part 5