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The two Ghost emotions: healing religious trauma and horny.

(Bless you @the-cardinale)

Dear diary,

today I spent all of my waking hours simping for the old man again. It was nice. Sadly, he did not show up to give me kisses. Will try again tomorrow. The yearning never stops. 😔✊🏼

xoxo

This is what I get for reading a DW comic with a sexual innuendo as a title 😔

A shameless author is what I get. Just because you're funny doesn't mean you can get away with this.

NOOOOO THEY CAME SO CLOSE JUST KISS ALREADY PLEEEEEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEIR PINNING IS CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN

They couldn’t kiss, a boat was stuck in between 🙃

Terzo: You have to apologize to Nihil

Copia: Fine.

Copia: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

The sweetrolls? M'aiq but tasty

Skyrim Au where everyone is actually M'aiq the liar.

The nords? M'aiq.

The thalmor? M'aiq.

Miraak? M'aiq.

Paarthurnax? M'aiq in a cheap party galaxy Dragon costume.

(Special thanks to @languor-em for fanning this fire of insanity)

i am once again manifesting the master trying to hypnotize Dan and it not working and Dan hitting him over the head with a wok.

idol

I'm rewatching Merlin and it's only really hitting me now how bat shit the entire concept of the show is because without the context of the original stories, it's a pretty typical mid-tier sword and sorcery type thing, but from the perspective of actual Arthurian Legend, it's kinda like if they adapted Lord of The Rings and made Gandalf a 19 year old twink that had unresolved sexual tension with Aragorn

Arthur is quaking

merthur week 2020!▷ day six: favorite BAMF merlin or arthur moment ▷ when colin morgan invented sex in season 5 episode 8 minute 2:23

The king with his loved ones 🌼