i-live-with-three-stray-cats
He/It/they | Yes, that is a dead possum. Terfs, racists, and homophobes, DNI. EVER.Rebog sideblog: @arthwrongisTma sideblog: @falling-peacefully
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I wisj i was an ai then people wouldnt be so mad at me when i make a mistake
My insincerest apologies
“Ugh 😣 i hate bi paople invading lgbt spaces”
You hate B i people in lgBt spaces
Girl
Girl
EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!
The Magnus Archives lives in my head, but it had to start paying rent recently . It’s behind on bills and it’s really only a matter of time until I have to evict it, but I have to find a new tenant first. It’s probably going to be the faroeverse au from malevolent
Fuck it this goes in my main blog
do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it
Me when Blorbo dies :(:
Whar the fuck do i do a buried blog followed me
catchign up on the horrors !!!
rn working through malevolent and just got fully caught up on tmap
my goal for the summer is to finish one of the longer ones like night vale or hello from the hollowoods
also on my list : wolf 365 and alice isnt dead
expect fanart the brain rot is coming back
And the most recently acquired/youngest: Pepper!
She’s almost two, she’s just very small. She weighs seven pounds and has a proportionate amount of intelligence. (None) Her hobbies include: licking her butthole, licking her siblings’ buttholes, biting her siblings, making Expressions® ™, running face first into walls and doors, stealing bread, purring incredibly loudly, standing on her hind legs and staring distressedly, screaming, falling down the stairs, and being wet for mysterious reasons.
(Nicknames include: stupid, dummy, gross, salt, beps, meeps, sweetie, idiot, and baby)
Here he is! The reason we keep all the toilets closed, the one who had to be put on a diet at seven months old, the one who currently weighs eighteen pounds, the man of the hour, Ladies, gentlemen, and anyone outside or between, I give you, POE
(Various nicknames include fatcat, tubbs, the Poe-parazzi, water boi, and most notably, Po-Po)
Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you
Im getting so sad, in my friend’s biology class, they’re studying photosynthesis, and one of the kids was curious if a plant could survive without a source of co2. They’re killing it for science T-T.
Alright, which one of you fucks made terfblr an actual tag. We will have words. Who knows… maybe something more…. (Beating the shit out of you)
You know what, tumblr? I’m going to have a good day. Yesterday was probably the worst day I’ve had all year, due to lots of coincidences.( @celeste-the-witch made my day a lot better though <3)
Today is going to be better though. I’m going to have a good fucking day because I said so, and your thoughts determine your reality. I’m going to have some hot chocolate and a muffin, I’m going to have a delicious lunch, and I’m going to invite my friends over once I get home. And my period isn’t going to fuck it up, because I fucking said so!
I know nothing about them but i know that they’re my favorite fish
Hngmngngngngnngngnny sturgeons
Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist
Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes
But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?
Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?
What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?
What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?
Terfs, swerfs, nazis, republicans, radqueers, radfems, and racist assholes, STOP interacting with my blog.
I am a trans man. I do not want you here.
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Hjabis are normal fucking people. Respect them.
The unhoused are not a separate species, they are people who just need some basic fucking decency.
Defund the fucking military.
Punching nazis is okay, because jewish people are also just normal fucking people.
Trans women are WOMEN. They are not fetishists. They are women changing their bodies to fit their identies.
Deportation is fucking awful. It is wrong. We are all immigrants in the us.
Capitalism makes me viscerally angry.
NO HUMAN IS FUCKING ILLEGAL
Fuck trump. Fuck republicans. Fuck JKR. Fuck RFK JR. Fuck republicans. Fuck Elon Musk.
Tax billionaires out of existence.
We need more gun control laws.
Generative AI is terrible
Free palestine you bastards.
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I had to unpin my post about my podcast to pin this because you assholes keep following me.
Btw i dont think rich people are even human. They have no idea what struggling is like.
Thank you, and ✨ Fuck off ✨
On tumblr straight up rebogging it. And by it. Well lets justr say. The rebog bog
“There’s no point crying over spilt milk”
Yes there is it makes me feel better fuck you
Hey look at these fuckass Motts
Hngnnhnhnhnhnnh I’m so tired all I want to do is sleep but every time I lay down my legs are like “wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” and i have to stand back up because laying down is physically unbearable ughgghhugh im so tired please let me sleep JHGGBNNBJJNNNJJNNNNNNBBGGNBVGTGVVGVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there is an evil little man in my knees and he wont let me sleep, he wont stop sending electricity. let me sleep. please.
Google is being unhelpful
LET ME SLEEP YOU EVIL LITTLE MAN AND GET OUT OF MY KNEEEEEEEES
The meaning of life is enjoyment. To live. You can’t live life without living.
“The meaning of life is reproduction”
“The meaning of life is success”
“The meaning of life is money”
Wrong. The meaning of life is doing things that bring you joy. Will having children make you happy? What is your definition of success? Will that bring you happiness? Will the mindless accumulation of wealth sate the hole in your heart?
Spend time with your friends. Make bad decisions. Practice self care. Love yourself. Do things that bring you joy. I love you, stranger.
Happy Ides of March!!
Stab your least favorite politician!!
Ok i dont wanna judge but the person next to me on the bus this morning spent the entire time looking at stock images of people with turtlenecks covering their faces
Like they didn’t even have headphones just screenshotting pictures of people wearing turtlenecks over their faces for like. Thirty minutes.
Hello! My friends and I are starting a podcast together, and we need lots of background characters! If you want your OC (or you) in a podcast, here’s your chance! Just fill out the template below in a reply/reblog!
Template under the cut
Conditions:
We Reserve The Right To Kill Your Characters :)
It’s a small town setting near the coast, in northern Oregon (U.S.)
Firstname "nickname" lastname
Personality | short backstory summary | height | birthday | age | biggest fear | dress style | intelligence | Immediate family | neurotypical/ neurodivergent | disability? | sports | income | pets | grades/job | popularity | Pronouns | Gender identity (deadname?) (gender affirming care) | sexuality |immediate family | relationship (relationship length) (anniversary)| Voice type?
Not necessary to fill out, but very helpful for the team!
Example:
Elizabeth “Ellie” baker:
Height: 5’4 | Birthday: 4/11/09 | Personality: very outspoken, but forgets to listen to others sometimes. | Short backstory summary: Ellie realised she was trans when she was ten, and has a supportive family | Age: 15 | Biggest fear: losing family and friends. | Dress style: flashy, bright dresses and makeup. | Intelligence level: average to above average | Immediate family: Mom, Dad, no siblings | Neurotype: neurotypical | Sports: swim team, bronze medalist | Income: median | Pets: none | Grades/job: C- to A+ student, works part-time at the town tailor | Popularity: mild | Pronouns: she/her | Gender: trans girl (Deadname: caleb) (Gender affirming care: on estrogen) | Sexuality: Bisexual | | Relationship: dating Juniper “June” Murphy (relationship length: 2 years) (anniversary: 14/2) | Voice type: Femme
Sell me your bones. You're not even using them, you're just holding them. They're going to be all gross and worn down by the time you're done with them, and I need them for something!!
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No bonetaking? Give me your voice!! I just want to borrow it, I promise I'll give it back!!!
Why can't I just borrow your skin, I'll only wear it for a few minutes!! I just want to try it on!!
Your eyes would look better on me....
God, you people are terrible!!! I promise I won't break anything!!!! Give me your body parts!!! I need them for,,, uh,,,,,, Something Important!!!
Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(