Idsmackabasicbitch-blog - Combination Of The Different Personas I Have Meet

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

More sleep is what I'm gonna have

PUN AND MINDFUZZLE

People who use shit like this can not be trusted

i just fucking woke up to 50 messages on skype what the graviton fuck

Wikipedia: “Many citizens of North Korea may be unaware of the existence of the Internet.” - If they ever found the internet today, it would literally be like time traveling from the 80s and coming to 2017.

A rare photo of me watching myself make bad decisions

I am on my third Additional Disaster

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page