Guard Dog Has A Guard Dog

some amalgam concepts + the bros

Put in the tags how many scars you have and how you got them

Sitting in a garage waiting room gets really boring sometimes, so it’s great to see five separate emails that barely translate the power struggle between staff and a 16 year-old’s attempt to have everyone who attends your college hear about ‘freaky freds football club’.

(Pictures for reference to what is going back and forth)

My two moods

Would you like to sail off on an adventure with Mazelinka?

DON"T Sit THEREE

Got inspired by Scumbagdad to make this vid but with my Slasher frat bros~

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

I'm so normal

*watches community 4 times*

*plays Stanley parable for 10 hours*

*takes 30 B99 personality quizzes (I'm Boyle)*

*screams that there's no silicon valley content*

*watches 10 dhmis theories*

*adds another copy of all tomorrows to my Amazon list*

Yeah, a regular guy

This has no importance but I want to get this down, metaphorically, on paper to understand my feelings:

Okay, so my parents will be at a festival when my prom is, meaning they’re unable to take me, which I get. But my dad’s annoyed that he can’t take me and I genuinely don’t know why; he’s trying to figure out a way for someone to take me in our campervan, but it really doesn’t matter to me. Like, I don’t care if I go in a normal car - that isn’t the issue. It’s more that they were also on holiday when I started my final exams, so I had to take care of the house, our dogs, and myself, all while doing the things that will determine my future. Again, I get it, there was a mix-up with dates and that’s fine. What annoys me, is that they act like I’m completely helpless by myself even though I’ve done this kind of thing before. For the last three years, in fact, so there’s blatant proof that I can handle this. I don’t need their help, I don’t know if it’s the daddy-issues talking or the mommy-issues, but something’s talking! If they let me take care of it, like I have most others things that I’m involved in, then it’d be fine, but them acting like I have no other choice apart from relying on them really gets on my nerves. Anyway, rant over, I’m gonna keep knitting.

Finally done phew

A quick sketch of the babiest of the lambs 🩸