Another Of The Snow Because I Miss It Already

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

“It is a foul bauble of man’s vanity. Away with it!” is honestly just a cool thing to say when throwing anything out.

it’s the fuckass mini game that gets me, i’ve only ever caught 2 (two!!) fish… it truly is a horrid system

how the FUCK do you fish in stardew valley.

playing computer games

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...

stain by a. g. howard

7/10

• fractured fairytale, and i love those

• HAD A MAP!!! 🩷

• lush descriptions of EVERYTHING, settings, appearances, foods, etc. totally ripe with sensory detail (sometimes gets to be a lot, but if you’re into that kind intense detail/worldbuilding it doesn’t bother)

• good good memorable characters, the villain is truly so evil it made my skin crawl, female protagonist was good - confused but not defenseless, male protagonist was more than just a hot guy, had his own thing going on (but also he was really hot)

• weird emphasis on how small the female protagonist is, which personally annoyed me

• little bit of a dubious age gap (17 x 20)

• good love story, big emphasis on being friends before lovers and both sides being equal in the relationship, got to be corny sometimes but overall very cute

• lots of exposition before the actual meat of the story, was a little tedious but was well written so i couldn’t complain too much

silver + fake pearls