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friends to lovers

last updated: 04.12.24

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saiki kusuo

➶ strangers to friends to lovers series

saiki’s sfw alphabet  |  s.k    

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(a safe for work alphabet on your favourite boy)

serendipity  |  s.k   (new!)

➵ genre: of first meetings and crack

➵ summary: s1 ep 1 & 2. on your first day at pk academy, you witness saiki use pyrokinesis. from that moment forward, you become hell-bent on avoiding him at all costs. it’s easier said than done, especially after you find yourself unintentionally foiling chiyo yumehara’s plans to get close to him.

metanoia  |  s.k     

➵ ➵ coming next! (within the week, check back soon <3)

(you make it a point to avoid saiki, but when do things ever work out for you? s1, ep 3)

et si |  s.k

➵ ➵ coming next! (within the week, check back soon <3)

(instead of sitting it out, saiki ends up going to the wedding with his parents with you as his plus one, s1, ep 4)

limerance  |  s.k

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(the first time you start seeing saiki in a different light, s1, ep 6)

faux pas  |  s.k  (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(mrs saiki accidentally lets slip how saiki is psychic, s1, ep 7)

honmei choco  |  s.k

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(valentine’s day, s1, ep 8)

alexithymia  |  s.k    

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(saiki asks you for help himself for oneself, too bad he wants you to third wheel s1, ep 16)

strawberry boba girl  |  s.k   (requested)

➵ genre: fluff mostly, i think

(teruhashi comes over to the saiki’s household to get cooking lessons, s1, ep 18)

all hallows eve  |  s.k  

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(halloween at kaidou’s, s1, ep23)

trouble in paradise  |  s.k

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(mikoto aiura is the new transfer student, s2, ep 8)

hanabi  |  s.k  (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(you finally meet saiki’s grandparents, s2, ep10)

rame  |  s.k   

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(saiki’s brother and teruhashi come over, s2, ep11)

hiraeth  |  s.k   (requested)  

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(saiki gets sea sick and you both have to deal with the aftermath of being stranded on a deserted island, s2, ep 6)

eunoia  |  s.k     

➵ genre: slight angst? fluff

(teruhashi and mikoto swap looks for the week, s2, ep 17)

kilig  |  s.k   (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(you realise your feelings and all it does is make you avoid saiki)

fika  |  s.k   

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(saiki suggests a date hanging out)

cafuné  |  s.k

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(kokomi faints, you sprain an ankle and saiki has to deal with the mess, s2, ep 24)

morning after  |  s.k  (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(you end up staying over at saiki’s house after mrs saiki insists. his friends come over in the morning and catch you in his clothes)

for him  |  s.k   (requested)  

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(saiki’s perspective on things, the last cultural festival saiki has at pk academy, first kiss fic)

lethargy  |  s.k   (requested)  

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(period pains are never fun, at least saiki comes to your rescue)

agape  |  s.k   (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(established relationship, teasing, domestic fluff or; you and saiki make macaroons together)

redemancy  |  s.k   (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!  

(the future you have with saiki, teasing, established relationship and pregnancy)

the grandfather paradox  |  s.k   (requested)

➵ ➵ coming soon!

(saiki meets his son, from the future)

➵ the tumblr divider i’ve used above are from @leafsea

Playing a game

Felix/Bridgette, Felix/Ladybug, Chat Noir/Bridgette, PV-Ladynoir

Part 1

“Let me go!”

It was an absurd situation, but Felix was trying to set himself free from Ladybug’s grasp.

Why in the world would he try to escape the woman he loved?

Well, here comes another part of the absurd: Felix was trying to shake Ladybug off to get to the girl that annoyed him to death.

Bridgitte.

Yes, the same Bridgette that was everywhere he was going. The same Bridgette he was usually avoiding.

But now she was in danger. And Felix was a superhero. Whether he wanted it or not. And a superhero doesn’t choose if to save a person or not. Even if the person was annoying.

At least that was how Felix explained to himself his will to save her. Nothing to do with the fact, that Bridgette was so constant in his life, that he might be not imagined a day without her presence anymore.

He was in love with Ladybug. And not with Bridgette. Not at all. If only Ladybug would let him go to save Bridgette just this one time...

It all started with the akuma alert of course. And this time Felix didn’t have time to transform.

The moment everyone began to ran around yelling and trying to leave the building, Felix ran towards the empty classroom instead to turn into Chat Noir.

But before he could reach the door, he saw Bridgette entering the same class. And the next moment the wall behind her was hit with some sort of blast and fell. And as long as Felix couldn’t see the girl inside the class through the fallen wall, she obviously was covered with debris.

Felix ran there and tried to remove the blocks of the wall away to reach Bridgette, but Ladybug, who had just entered through the hallway window, grabbed his hand.

“You have to leave the school immediately!” She demanded.

Any other time Felix would follow this woman to the Moon and back without thinking twice. But not today.

“No.” He said firmly, trying to free his hand. “She is behind those blocks. She is hurt!”

“Who?” Ladybug raised her eyebrows in surprise.

“Bridgette!” Felix was desperately trying to remove her hand. “I saw her entering the class before the wall fell. The class is empty, so she must be under those debris!”

“I’m sure she’s safe.” Ladybug said, not letting him go. “And you have to leave the building. Now!” She commanded.

“No!” Felix protested. “She isn’t crazy to jump from the window.” He reasoned. “Well, not that crazy... So she is hurt! I’m not leaving!”

Ladybug pulled him away from the broken wall.

“My powers will hill her anyway!” She insisted. “I can’t be destructed with one person while the akuma is destroying the city.”

“Then leave me, I’ll save her myself!” Felix yelled.

“I’m talking about you.” Ladybug explained. “I have to bring you to safety. Come on!”

“Let me go!” Felix exclaimed. And we’re back to where we started. “I’m not gonna leave her!”

“I don’t have time for this.” Ladybug said more to herself, and grabbed Felix tight.

The next moment she was already swinging through the window, carrying him on her shoulder.

“There.” Ladybug said, placing Felix on his feet on a random roof few streets away from school. “Stay safe and away from the akuma.”

“Why did you?!.” Felix started, but she already zipped away towards the school.

To say Felix was mad was saying nothing.

*

Chat Noir saw her fighting the akuma on the school roof.

It felt like it had to be the hardest choice in his life, but it didn’t take even a second. And instead of jumping into the fight to protect his lady, Chat Noir slipped through the window towards the fallen wall.

He wasn’t sure how to explain it to himself. Because even he was pissed with Ladybug for not helping him to save Bridgette, and even bringing him away, he still loved her. And her safety was his priority.

Why then he was running to get another girl from under the debris?

Maybe because Ladybug had superpowers and could stand for few minutes without him, but Bridgette didn’t have them, and he had to save her first?

And maybe Ladybug was right and her powers would reverse everything, but Felix couldn’t fight thinking that Bridgette was hurt and laying there helpless.

He couldn’t risk her safety...

She was always next to him. Against his will, but she was.

Remembering his birthday, when no one, even his own father, did. Bringing him sweets all the time (how did she figured his favorites was a mystery for Felix). Saying her cheerful hellos to him every morning and goodbyes every evening...

Was it egoistical? Was he trying to save her only to make sure there was someone in his life, who actually treasured his existence, which was making her own existence treasure for him as well?

But he loved Ladybug! Who was now fighting along, while he was removing block after the block, and...

And nothing. Bridgette wasn’t there.

Chat Noir ran through the class checking behind the desks. Could it be possible she hid herself in here, and ran away while Ladybug brought Felix away?

He didn’t know. But what he did know, that there was a fight to attend. And Chat Noir was already very, very late.

*

Felix was sitting in his class, deeper in thought then he usually was.

The fight was over. Everything was restored. Bridgette was safe.

And now Felix was left one on one with his thoughts.

Everything ended up fine, but the choices were made and now he had to face his internal consequences.

Why would he do what he did during the akuma alert?! — Felix wondered.

Usually he was calm and rational while being his civilian self. He was trained to maintain prestige and protect honor of Agreste name.

Only becoming Chat Noir he let himself be wild and emotional, freeing the beast.

But today, when he saw that wall falling...

And Ladybug! Why was she only saving him? Why did she say she couldn’t be distracted with only his safety if Bridgette could be hurt as well? Why wouldn’t she help Bridgette?!

Normally Ladybug always tried to save every civilian among the way, but this time was an exception. Maybe she really was sure Bridgette was safe, or she was counting on her ability to restore her.

But Felix still had a sediment, as if the bus ran over his favorite toy and his mother refused to come back to pick it up.

But Bridgette was not his ‘favorite toy’. Vice versa. Felix avoided her in every possible way, because she was chasing him all the time. Right? Or did it become some sort of their personal game? A form of their special interaction?

Like a game of hide and seek, when he chose the most secluded places in the library or school square to read, and Bridgette found him even there to invite him to the cinema once again and once again be rejected.

At first her eyes were sad when he said ‘no’. And at some point Felix even felt sorry for those shiny eyes to fade with sadness. But with her new attempts, when it almost became like a part of his daily routine, Felix saw her eyes even lit up with new passion and perseverance after his refusal.

There was so much life in those eyes! And Felix didn’t even admit it to himself, but he found them deep and beautiful. They even reminded him Ladybug’s eyes... But this was a dangerous way if thinking, as his beloved one was unique, and Felix didn’t want to compare her to anyone.

And what was this game they were playing with Bridgette anyway? And why was it so important for him to save her? More important than protecting Ladybug?!

Or was it just a tribute to the moment?

Felix suppressed the desire to turn around and check if Bridgette was really safe. He won’t become obsessed with her safety after seeing her in danger just once!

Why in the world?!

No reasons at all.

[part 2] Dec 5th

[more MLB fanfic]

[December 2021 posting schedule]

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(12/31/24) — a loving family, an unpalatable desire masterlist

ft. romantic! yan bruce wayne w/ platonic yan! batfam x gn! spouse reader x romantic! yan clark kent w/ platonic yan! superfam

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✮ MAIN MASTERLIST ✮

— TRIGGER WARNINGS !

- lowercase writing, nsfw themes, emotional neglect, adultery/cheating, eventual voyeurism, mentions of divorce, other warnings would be added soon.

— SYNOPSIS !

bruce wayne, he's a special man with a special reputation. day in, the crowd sees him as a billionaire, a charitable philanthropist, a playboy, and a father to multiple kids, adopted or not. day out, he's the city's guarded vigilante who spends his night fighting crime for the sake of its protection.

in all his roles, he was damn good at it.

but never at being a husband.

always absent, always busy, never turning his back on his poor spouse, you, whilst his children take it in themselves to never appreciate the effort you've exhausted caring for them.

it shouldn't have been such a surprise that you fell into the arms of a different man after the years of constantly vying for an actual family that loves you.

one day, you're saved by your very own personal hero from the crummy claws of the paparazzi, clark kent, a widowed reporter who have taken it upon himself to shield you from their invasive questions.

from there on out, you became his. and his little family became yours, too.

but not for long, because suddenly, the family you left behind wants you back in their grasp once more. this time, their hold on you won't be so loose anymore.

— CHAPTERS ! ; 00k+ words

00. — new beginnings.

— DRABBLES ! ; #series: loving family, unpalatable desire

before the bell rings (romantic! yan bruce wayne w/ platonic! yan batfam x gn! reader spinoff)

planned fanfics

more planned fics

— ASKS ! ; #series: loving family, unpalatable desire

is it an infidelity situation?

how does damian react to jon showing the picture?

— INCORRECT QUOTES !

none so far.

— FANART !

jon showing damian a photo of reader

a picture of the reader in clark's wallet

before the bell rings fanar ft. feral bruce

— TAGLIST ! ; taglist is under construction!

none so far.

Do you have any group chat or social media fics

So I don't read a ton of group chat fics since it tends not to be my type of humour (I'm old lol) so I was surprised at how many fics I had for this rec list. But you expanded it to social media and I’ve expanded it to include emails and texts, and there’s some really awesome fics that you hopefully enjoy as much as I did!

Ping by meeble

Chat Noir wants to follow Marinette on Instagram.

What could go wrong?

[Slightly crack-ish, but mostly just funny social media shenanigans.]

Multi-chapter. Group chat/instagram fic. This fic is so freaking funny, omg I cracked up over and over again. You can tell the author was just having a blast with it, and I had a blast reading it too!

A Miraculous Reveal: Instagram by @kasienda

Upon viewing a certain Instagram Post involving a random floating sock, Marinette puts two and two together and gets four. She then resolves to go yell at Adrien as Ladybug for being careless with his identity.

One-shot within a series. (The other reveals are absolutely worth reading as well!!) Instagram fic. No one else is involved (well, I guess their kwamis), and this is shockingly not crack given the concept. The characterizations are amazing, especially with Marinette's crush being overpowered by her Ladybug sense of responsibility, and Adrien's need for love/validation contrasted with his Chat cheekiness.

the challenge which must not be named by @isadorator

Adrien decides to follow the latest TikTok trend since he is basic af and basically in love.

One-shot. TikTok fic. Adrien participates in the "walk in naked challenge" on Marinette (established relationship) because of course he does lol. This is only rated T, it's just funny and cute and it put a smile on my face.

tell me something i don’t know by @carpisuns​

Do you think it still means something? To love someone, even if the universe said you had to?

The odds of having a soulmate are about negative one billion (or something like that). But somehow, like they always have, Marinette and Chat Noir find themselves together. They’re ready to finally tell each other everything, but it turns out that even soulmates have to keep secrets, and they can only be together if they vow never to touch.

Multichapter. I'm hesitant to call it a messaging fic because it's so much more than that, but there are entire chapters that are devoted to messaging exchanges (between Marinette and Chat, and Ladybug and Chat, and Marinette and Adrien) and they're amaaaazinggggg. (Seriously some made me laugh, some made me cry, they're all fantastic.)

Motherfucking Superheroes by walkingonthestars

Alya Cesaire created the chat Miraculous Holders.

Alya Cesaire added Nino Lahiffe, Max Kante, Lê Chiên Kim, Luka Couffaine, and Kagami Tsurugi to the chat.

Alya: soooo, not sure how you guys are feeling about today's events, but I feel like we should talk about it

In which the exposed heroes have a group chat.

Takes place a few hours after the events of Miracle Queen. Rated Teen for language.

One-shot. If you’ve been searching for group chat fics, you’ve probably read this one already, but it’s super funny! And, shockingly, it has an actual plot, even though the entire fic is told through the chat. If by some chance you haven’t read it yet, you definitely should!

The following fic is amazing and absolutely worth reading, but does feature sexual content, so minors beware.

one night of moonlight by calloffyourethics

i'll always think of you inside of my private thoughts i can imagine you touching my private parts

2:13 ok im texting you now like i promised instead of drunktexting adrien and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. arent you proud of me? 2:19 this is Adrien, hi.

Marinette's brain-to-mouth filter isn't great on the best of days. Add some beer and some misplaced texts, and things get a little more... interesting.

One-shot. Texting fic. Rated M. Maybe this isn't QUITE what you had in mind, but asdfghjkl this is one of my favourite fics of all time and I had to include it! This is so steamy and yet the UST burnnnnsssss and the mutual pining and I love it so much!!

omg

Part three, everybody!

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Batman: Why did you bash the Joker with a pipe?

Reader, got isekaid to dc: excuse the fuck out of me

Batman: ...

Reader, hasn't have a wink of sleep and is starving(joker becoming an outlet of frustration, exhasution and hunger: That hideous shit has a gun pointed at me! Whatddya expect me to do?! Let him shoot me?! This is why sometimes I wanna hit you too

Batman: ...

Jason: yeah that is my buddy now

Isekai Reader/you: look bru- Batman I respect your no kill rule, but that shit don’t apply to me. That clown mother fucker was looking at me funny and besides his ass looked like it could use a good, firm beating.

Batman: you could’ve killed him!

Isekai! Reader/ you: good! That fucker shouldn’t be allowed to live in the first place! Who knows how many people died due to other people’s hesitance to put a bullet between his fucking eyes!

Jason: exactly! Exactly! See they get me, they understand!

Batman: he’s got broken ribs, broken kneecaps, broken ankles, fractured skull, some severe brain damage and a punctured lung!

Isekai! Reader/you: damn…

Batman: do you see now-

Isekai! Reader/you: I should’ve hit him harder

Batman: …

Isekai! Reader/you; and with something more damaging too then a pipe…I’ll try again next time.

Jason: *twinkles in his eyes* they’re perfect.

Batman: Jason no-

I got autistic swag

which one of my favorite fictional guy archetypes are you? :)

what boat?

anyone else feel like they missed about 85% of 2021