Actually When I Was In 8th Grade And Obsessed With Twilight My Master Plan As A Twilight Vampire Was

Playing a game

Felix/Bridgette, Felix/Ladybug, Chat Noir/Bridgette, PV-Ladynoir

Part 1

“Let me go!”

It was an absurd situation, but Felix was trying to set himself free from Ladybug’s grasp.

Why in the world would he try to escape the woman he loved?

Well, here comes another part of the absurd: Felix was trying to shake Ladybug off to get to the girl that annoyed him to death.

Bridgitte.

Yes, the same Bridgette that was everywhere he was going. The same Bridgette he was usually avoiding.

But now she was in danger. And Felix was a superhero. Whether he wanted it or not. And a superhero doesn’t choose if to save a person or not. Even if the person was annoying.

At least that was how Felix explained to himself his will to save her. Nothing to do with the fact, that Bridgette was so constant in his life, that he might be not imagined a day without her presence anymore.

He was in love with Ladybug. And not with Bridgette. Not at all. If only Ladybug would let him go to save Bridgette just this one time...

It all started with the akuma alert of course. And this time Felix didn’t have time to transform.

The moment everyone began to ran around yelling and trying to leave the building, Felix ran towards the empty classroom instead to turn into Chat Noir.

But before he could reach the door, he saw Bridgette entering the same class. And the next moment the wall behind her was hit with some sort of blast and fell. And as long as Felix couldn’t see the girl inside the class through the fallen wall, she obviously was covered with debris.

Felix ran there and tried to remove the blocks of the wall away to reach Bridgette, but Ladybug, who had just entered through the hallway window, grabbed his hand.

“You have to leave the school immediately!” She demanded.

Any other time Felix would follow this woman to the Moon and back without thinking twice. But not today.

“No.” He said firmly, trying to free his hand. “She is behind those blocks. She is hurt!”

“Who?” Ladybug raised her eyebrows in surprise.

“Bridgette!” Felix was desperately trying to remove her hand. “I saw her entering the class before the wall fell. The class is empty, so she must be under those debris!”

“I’m sure she’s safe.” Ladybug said, not letting him go. “And you have to leave the building. Now!” She commanded.

“No!” Felix protested. “She isn’t crazy to jump from the window.” He reasoned. “Well, not that crazy... So she is hurt! I’m not leaving!”

Ladybug pulled him away from the broken wall.

“My powers will hill her anyway!” She insisted. “I can’t be destructed with one person while the akuma is destroying the city.”

“Then leave me, I’ll save her myself!” Felix yelled.

“I’m talking about you.” Ladybug explained. “I have to bring you to safety. Come on!”

“Let me go!” Felix exclaimed. And we’re back to where we started. “I’m not gonna leave her!”

“I don’t have time for this.” Ladybug said more to herself, and grabbed Felix tight.

The next moment she was already swinging through the window, carrying him on her shoulder.

“There.” Ladybug said, placing Felix on his feet on a random roof few streets away from school. “Stay safe and away from the akuma.”

“Why did you?!.” Felix started, but she already zipped away towards the school.

To say Felix was mad was saying nothing.

*

Chat Noir saw her fighting the akuma on the school roof.

It felt like it had to be the hardest choice in his life, but it didn’t take even a second. And instead of jumping into the fight to protect his lady, Chat Noir slipped through the window towards the fallen wall.

He wasn’t sure how to explain it to himself. Because even he was pissed with Ladybug for not helping him to save Bridgette, and even bringing him away, he still loved her. And her safety was his priority.

Why then he was running to get another girl from under the debris?

Maybe because Ladybug had superpowers and could stand for few minutes without him, but Bridgette didn’t have them, and he had to save her first?

And maybe Ladybug was right and her powers would reverse everything, but Felix couldn’t fight thinking that Bridgette was hurt and laying there helpless.

He couldn’t risk her safety...

She was always next to him. Against his will, but she was.

Remembering his birthday, when no one, even his own father, did. Bringing him sweets all the time (how did she figured his favorites was a mystery for Felix). Saying her cheerful hellos to him every morning and goodbyes every evening...

Was it egoistical? Was he trying to save her only to make sure there was someone in his life, who actually treasured his existence, which was making her own existence treasure for him as well?

But he loved Ladybug! Who was now fighting along, while he was removing block after the block, and...

And nothing. Bridgette wasn’t there.

Chat Noir ran through the class checking behind the desks. Could it be possible she hid herself in here, and ran away while Ladybug brought Felix away?

He didn’t know. But what he did know, that there was a fight to attend. And Chat Noir was already very, very late.

*

Felix was sitting in his class, deeper in thought then he usually was.

The fight was over. Everything was restored. Bridgette was safe.

And now Felix was left one on one with his thoughts.

Everything ended up fine, but the choices were made and now he had to face his internal consequences.

Why would he do what he did during the akuma alert?! — Felix wondered.

Usually he was calm and rational while being his civilian self. He was trained to maintain prestige and protect honor of Agreste name.

Only becoming Chat Noir he let himself be wild and emotional, freeing the beast.

But today, when he saw that wall falling...

And Ladybug! Why was she only saving him? Why did she say she couldn’t be distracted with only his safety if Bridgette could be hurt as well? Why wouldn’t she help Bridgette?!

Normally Ladybug always tried to save every civilian among the way, but this time was an exception. Maybe she really was sure Bridgette was safe, or she was counting on her ability to restore her.

But Felix still had a sediment, as if the bus ran over his favorite toy and his mother refused to come back to pick it up.

But Bridgette was not his ‘favorite toy’. Vice versa. Felix avoided her in every possible way, because she was chasing him all the time. Right? Or did it become some sort of their personal game? A form of their special interaction?

Like a game of hide and seek, when he chose the most secluded places in the library or school square to read, and Bridgette found him even there to invite him to the cinema once again and once again be rejected.

At first her eyes were sad when he said ‘no’. And at some point Felix even felt sorry for those shiny eyes to fade with sadness. But with her new attempts, when it almost became like a part of his daily routine, Felix saw her eyes even lit up with new passion and perseverance after his refusal.

There was so much life in those eyes! And Felix didn’t even admit it to himself, but he found them deep and beautiful. They even reminded him Ladybug’s eyes... But this was a dangerous way if thinking, as his beloved one was unique, and Felix didn’t want to compare her to anyone.

And what was this game they were playing with Bridgette anyway? And why was it so important for him to save her? More important than protecting Ladybug?!

Or was it just a tribute to the moment?

Felix suppressed the desire to turn around and check if Bridgette was really safe. He won’t become obsessed with her safety after seeing her in danger just once!

Why in the world?!

No reasons at all.

[part 2] Dec 5th

[more MLB fanfic]

[December 2021 posting schedule]

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Batman: Why did you bash the Joker with a pipe?

Reader, got isekaid to dc: excuse the fuck out of me

Batman: ...

Reader, hasn't have a wink of sleep and is starving(joker becoming an outlet of frustration, exhasution and hunger: That hideous shit has a gun pointed at me! Whatddya expect me to do?! Let him shoot me?! This is why sometimes I wanna hit you too

Batman: ...

Jason: yeah that is my buddy now

Isekai Reader/you: look bru- Batman I respect your no kill rule, but that shit don’t apply to me. That clown mother fucker was looking at me funny and besides his ass looked like it could use a good, firm beating.

Batman: you could’ve killed him!

Isekai! Reader/ you: good! That fucker shouldn’t be allowed to live in the first place! Who knows how many people died due to other people’s hesitance to put a bullet between his fucking eyes!

Jason: exactly! Exactly! See they get me, they understand!

Batman: he’s got broken ribs, broken kneecaps, broken ankles, fractured skull, some severe brain damage and a punctured lung!

Isekai! Reader/you: damn…

Batman: do you see now-

Isekai! Reader/you: I should’ve hit him harder

Batman: …

Isekai! Reader/you; and with something more damaging too then a pipe…I’ll try again next time.

Jason: *twinkles in his eyes* they’re perfect.

Batman: Jason no-

loki: thor u absolute ho

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

Asgardian men wear full body armour, and will not be seen without a full body armour or a fully covering clothing set when they’re in public or receiving guests at home.

With the manner in which Asgardian men insist on covering their bodies (except maybe arms), one could say that Asgardian men never show their ankles as well. Like Victorian era ladies. It’s scandalous for an honourable Asgardian man to be seen in public in less than 4 layers of clothing, or with his legs or feet showing. Arm exposure is kind of allowed but frowned upon. It’s wholly not allowed in times of official ceremonies or celebrations.

They may only show their hands. So that any interested party may asses how capable they are before approaching them.

Well-groomed hands = good boi.

Asgardian women, on the other hand, can expose skin, no issue.

But men? *LE GASP*

Notice how Thor usually covers his arms when in Asgard. But on Midgard he exposes them fully. Like a ho.

Loki always covers up, like a man of high breeding. He even wears gloves sometimes.

On Midgard (say post Avengers AU? I like everyone alive tyvm), Loki is horrified to see that men expose their bodies so much. He almost goes into shock.

Thor takes him out to shop, as he’s now touted as the expert in all things Midgardian. Loki criticises all these shops Thor frequents for the scraps that he calls clothes. No wonder he looks like homeless man in his Midgardian garb.

SUCH TRAVESTY!

Loki asks them (shops) about bespoke tailoring and they refuse. THEY REFUSE? HOW DARE!

Loki is not happy. He curses these shops and their ancestors to Helheim and comes home without a single item bought. They had things in his size, but not in his taste. An enormous mistake.

All through the way back home Thor can be heard uttering long-suffering sighs, as if he’s holier than Loki.

No, Thor is one of those utterly shameless people who love to show off their bodies. He kept the tendency to show off at bare minimum in Asgard, owing to the social norms, but on Midgard, he has completely lost himself to this blatant mockery of their culture. What a ho ho ho.

Loki never forgets to slut shame Thor when he so unashamedly exposes his feet in the Avengers tower or when he’s receiving guests, wearing that godforsaken footwear called flip-flops!

BY THE NORNS!

Thor tries to defend himself. Tries…

Thor: I’m on Midgard! I can wear what I want! Show more skin, be more comfortable, sweet Valhalla!

Loki: You no good hussy! I’m telling mother!

Thor: I’m not even showing my whole feet!

Loki: No one will agree to court you in Asgard! They’d have to get you a bride from Muspelheim maybe.

Thor: As if you received any visitations from anyone! Your dance card was nearly empty last time we had a celebration!

Loki: It was out of choice! I was spying on a group of diplomats!

Thor: How come I didn’t know?

Loki: Because you’re not good at subterfuge, you oaf!

Thor: You’re just covering up for bad performance at receiving courtship!

Loki: Even if I am, you’re still a hussy! Showing off your feet and arms as if it’s not a bother to other.

Thor: It is NOT!

Loki: My eyes burn from the sight of your ungainly limbs! What is next? Uncovering your chest? Thighs? The whole sickening body of yours!

Thor: Meanwhile you keep sweating under all that armour or ten layers of leather.

Loki: I DON’T SWEAT!

[AN INTENSE SCUFFLE HAPPENS, WHERE NEARLY ALL THE FURNITURE OF THE COMMON ROOM IS DESTROYED, WHILE THE OTHER AVENGERS JUST WATCH, DUMBFOUNDED]

[NOT TONY STARK, THOUGH, HE’S SITTING IN A CORNER, NURSING A DRINK AND CURSING HIMSELF FOR ALLOWING THESE WEIRDOS IN THE TOWER]

(This is what comes out of my brain when I have to work on academic papers and can’t work on my fanfictions. Hence, I’m going to make everyone suffer with me by posting this nonsense. Some of you have already seen a rough version of this. Poor Souls.)

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he closed his eyes, threw a dart towards the board, which–somehow– landed in the middle.

nobody:

gabriel: if my son says m'lady on the phone, it must mean he's chat noir

gabriel:

gabriel: RIGHT????

pairing: park jongseong x fem!reader

summary: y/n hates rich people and park jongseong is no exception. they have been academic rivals since freshman year (which he doesn't like to acknowledge) and always argue about the dumbest of things. but what happens when y/n's brother jungwon joins the dance team led by jay and their friend groups begin to mingle?

genre: social media au, rivals to lovers or something like that

includes: lots of harry potter references lol, fluff, some angst, inappropriate jokes here and there, cursing, crack

featuring: enhypen, weeekly's monday, aespa's ningning, itzy's chaeryeong and some other idols

status: ongoing

start: january 9th 2022

update schedule: monday-friday at 5 a.m. KST (!!!)

tagging: let me know if you want to be tagged in this fic!

a/n: my first smau so i don't know how good it will be but i'm trying my best 🤡

PROFILES 1 | PROFILES 2

CHAPTER 1 | omg y/n furry era

CHAPTER 2 | you read faerie p*rn? me too!

CHAPTER 3 | it's fun to watch the world burn

CHAPTER 4 | not in front of my salad

CHAPTER 5 | who allowed you to die? you still owe me $2

CHAPTER 6 | his kneecaps are junggone?

CHAPTER 7 | seasoned with a little bit of hypocrisy and misogyny

CHAPTER 8 | shhh they don't know that i know this hack... PLS I'M GONNA KMS!!!

CHAPTER 9 | it's about drive, it's about power

CHAPTER 10 | why is she glitching?

CHAPTER 11 | *cardi b voice* that's suspicious

CHAPTER 12 | is that a furry i spot?

CHAPTER 13 | i can attest to that, i was the happy meal

CHAPTER 14 | his joobs are bigger than mine

CHAPTER 15 | oh, and jungwon is there too but that is besides the point (written)

CHAPTER 16 | microwave murderer mamacita

CHAPTER 17 | i became a professional shin poker

CHAPTER 18 | i can't believe i got gayer

CHAPTER 19 | man i love me some good corn

CHAPTER 20 | jaywon are unchaperoned

CHAPTER 21 | y/n ❌ yoomin ✅

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enhypen social media au recs !

here is another list of enhypen social media aus that i have read so far. some of these are still on going but i highly suggest that you check them out. i hope you enjoy them as much as i do! shout out to the amazing writers who have made my day by writing these. thank you so much! <333 please feel free to recommend me some of your faves!

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