Latest Posts by jalphingit - Page 2
on my soul we all watching part one of the lotf gacha movie!!!!
it’s peak pls watch
uhhhhhh Wip ^_^ hello lotf fandom
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what they could have been vs what happened 💔
Yet another drawing for @jalphingit (they’re insane /pos)
everyone should join the jalph fan club on roblox and buy my epic jalph shirts
dies
(BLOOD WARNING ⚠️) SIMON!!!!
my son :(
Mr. Golding are you a baller
Yes.
new pfp just dropped lmk if I should crop any
ts. Is so tuff. Jfjchxhzjjx
Simon:)
The silly :(
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought the Minecraft movie had old man yaoi
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE CHRKC THIS OUT RN THIS IS SO PEAK OMG
Commission for my friend @jalphingit :)
nooooo jackkkk don’t kill ralph he no wanna die🙁
you want to murder me? counterpoint: that would make me very sad😎
peak jalph story
Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️
Jack: y-y-yes >/////<
Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂
Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph
Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<
jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!
Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*
Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<
Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…
Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*
Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-
Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad*
Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait!
jack: wut…>:c
ralph: I-i….i…i…
Jack: -_- wutttt. :/
ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^
jack: le gasp 😮
ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<
Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0
Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES*
Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨
the end!!!!!!!
Chapter 2:
jack: Ralph-Chan
Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*
*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-
Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<
Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3
ralph: yeeeeesss ✨
Jack: can I b chief neow ;333
Ralph: *le face palm*
Jack: wut…:/
Ralph: HMPH!
Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-
Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/
Jack: *le gasp* I-
Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((
jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…
Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-
Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…
Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*
Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<
Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…
Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs
Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….
The end lmk if u want chapter 3
I might sound stingy butttttt I’m glad lotf is unlikely to get popular on TikTok. Dude, the people on there lack media literacy so much it hurts. They would make Jack pure evil with no redeeming qualities and Ralph either an alpha pack leader or an uwu boy from like those fanarts from the 2000s. They would also burn it to the ground in a week. Mfs would post “I never liked lotf” and “lotf if buns💔💔” and then actual fans would get mad hate for liking it. You guys know what I mean right??
lord of the flies if it was WOKE
jack merriTHEY/THEM
GAY piggy
ralph
rogHER
FEMneric
maurLESBIAN
simon