He Said

Nice to meet ya I’m, Light Light Gift Rope

im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

You see something you don't ship what do you do?

NOTHING FUCKING NOTHING LEAVE IT ALONE AND WALK AWAYYY

No need to leave any comments just mind your business and goooo don't care if its canon or fanon just don't say shit

I swear the only reason there is toxic shipping is because people ALWAYS need to say something like seriously

Maradaurs Headcanons

I came up with these based off my friends

Peter: Massive gossip girl. Will disappear for HOURS as wormtail listening in on people's conversations to burst into the dorm and go "GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD". Enjoys hanging out with the girls because they appreciate his gossip.

Sirius: Sometimes just lies because he's bored. Like he'll walk up to like Lily randomly and say something like "I find James the hottest out of all my friends" and he has such a good poker face most people don't know if he's kidding or not

Remus: Says he only reads books for intellectuals but in reality half the time he's reading cheesy romance books, which some how bring him to tears every time he does

James: Cannot be trusted to play music at all. If he had a playlist it would go from playing Moonage Daydream by David Bowie to Hollerback Girl by Gwen Stefani to Washing Machine Heart by Mitski in under 10 minutes. He doesn't see the problem with his music taste

Do I love Jily?

Yes. I love it with my whole heart and being. They're my babies. I would kill for them

However...

Do I enjoy Jegulus content more?

Yes. Yes I do. I like the drama they bring into my life. They make me very happy

this is me if you care btw

SHE ALWAYS SAYS SHE CAN'T DRAW BUT SHE'S FUCKING VAN GOUGH

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

They're all so me

maybe in another universe I don’t feel different

I NEED WRITING HELP

Okay does anyone have genuine tips for writing stoic characters? I'm writing a story where the main character is stoic and I need some tips on what to do.