I would like to congratulate my bff @jayfeather1789 for finally writing the kiss scene in their slowburn fanfiction!
they are super awesome and i will be sure to update this post with a link when they publish the completed fanfiction on ao3 (it’s a lotf epilogue and really good!<3)
I don’t love my friends in a GAY way, i’m not GAY i just love my friends in a if-they-went-away-to-university-and-created-a-creature-out-of-morgue-body-parts-then-had-a-mental-breakdown-i-would-stay-with-them-and-nurse-them-back-to-health-kind-of-way! no homo!
Like do you think this shit doesn’t influence you?! Do you think playing hours upon hours upon hours of Blood Libel: The Game (Magic Edition) where you are a Wizard Cop hunting down a targeted minority isn’t going to fuck with your head the teensiest, tiniest bit???
The whole FUCKING POINT is that this shit is antisemitic, pro cop propaganda wrapped up in a nice shiny nostalgic package so you don’t notice, and it goes directly into JKR’s pocket, meaning that it directly funds anti-trans legislation in the UK.
The more you talk about Harry Potter, the more you give her air time, the powerful she becomes, and that has real world consequences that directly affect the people around you.
Don’t give her your money.
Save your $70. Spend it on something else. Or better yet, donate it to Mermaids, which is one of the leading charities in the UK helping trans and non-binary youth.
Unboxing an $8000 actual document from the French Revolution 😳
One super funny thing about the French Rev (that Victor Hugo even references in Les Mis) is the way it altered naming conventions, resulting in tons of WILD amazing ridiculous names!
Basically what happened was— during the French Rev the laws around registering names were relaxed, so people started giving extremely revolutionary names to themselves and their babies.
Sadly Napoleon’s government later cracked down on this. When Napoleon came into power he passed a restrictive law mandating that people had to choose among a list of “normal” names, banning the weird revolution ones, because he was a spineless coward afraid of the power these names had. The restrictive naming laws weren’t repealed until late in the 20th century.
But anyway here are some of my favorite French Rev baby names (taken from this list):
Mort Aux Aristocrates -“Death to Aristocrats”
Amour Sacré de la Patrie l’an Trois -“Sacred Love of the Fatherland Year III”
Lagrenade —“The Grenade”
Droit de l’Homme Tricolor “Right of Man Tricolor”
Égalité — “Equality”
Régénérée Vigueur— “Regenerated Strength”
Marat, ami du peuple -“Marat, friend of the people”
Marat, défenseur de la Patrie—“Marat, defender of the Fatherland”
La Loi-“The Law”
Philippe Thomas Ve de bon coeur pour la République — “Philippe Thomas ‘Go with a good heart for the Republic’”
Raison —“Reason”
Simon Liberté ou la Mort —“Simon “Freedom or Death””
Citoyen Français—“French Citizen”
Sans Crainte— “Without Fear”
Unitée Impérissable— “Imperishable Unity”
Victoire Fédérative— “Federal Victory”
Vengeur Constant —“Constant Avenger”
Happiness Will Come To You.
How is driving so fucking normalized I'm going to fucking die and kill people with me this event happens every day
yess exactly--
so many of my literary favorites (including rand) are morally dubious, it just makes them more interesting
have you guys ever felt guilty for liking a character??
i KNOW i shouldn't like scythe rand but i feel like there's so much to her
i don't defend her actions at all but sometimes i sit and think about how she was before she was loyal to goddard
1 like = 1 prayer for the scythe timeline
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something
i love you irresistible i love you american beauty / american psycho (the song) i love you centuries i love you the kids aren’t alright i love you uma thurman i love you jet pack blues i love you novocaine i love you fourth of july i love you favorite record i love you immortals i love you twin skeletons (hotel in nyc) i love you american beauty / american psycho (the album)
I tried drawing Nick/Gatsby fanart but my computer dislikes me and wont let me upload a clear image :(
Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, The Toll?
Been seeing people say that we have to make Twitter completely unprofitable now that Elon owns it, and that's completely true. We need to do that. But we're not going to do that by just being so fucking annoying that no one else wants to be on Twitter. We have to be calculated, coordinated, and so fucking annoying that no brands want to be on Twitter. This must mark the resurgence of The Brand Wars. So if you're on Twitter, you must be completely insufferable to brands. Every brand account you find, comment "SILENCE BRAND" on their posts, block them, tell everyone you know to block them, and move on to the next one. This includes the brands you like. I don't care if Wendy's Twitter is funny; block them. If all the funny popular brand Twitter accounts lose even a quarter of their following in a decently short period of time, they will freak out, and they will blame Musk. If every time you see a sponsored post you immediately block the account that sponsored it, that's money that Twitter can't make off of you anymore, and that's money that Musk loses. We can do this, but we have to do it together, so let's show the world just how powerful a social media community can be and show them that billionaires have no place in that community.
That post I made abt tswift wanting what pete wentz has isn't even that much of a joke like she's literally said she's used fall out boy lyrics as inspiration in the past. Anyway this just goes to say that pete wentz should be considered one of the best lyricists of our generation and the fact that he's not is a combination of racism against him and misogyny against the fob fanbase for having been majority teen girls in this essay I will
Realizing that I probably should have done an introduction post/about me thing before this, but better late than never, I guess!
Name: Jay Pronouns: he/they/it Age: 18+ Current favorite fandoms: scythe, lotf, mphfpc, eragon, fob, bmth, top gun, the great gatsby favorite color: red things I like: reading, writing, history, fall out boy, fancy highlighters, almost never posting on tumblr
anywaysssss (if you can't read the fonts, click for better quality i think)
debates welcome, but i'm right
The LOTF characters as memes
Ralph:
Piggy:
Jack:
Simon:
Roger:
What is the citra x rowan ship name, people???
I've seen terrisch, I've seen citrarowan, I've seen damnova, I personally have been using lucistasia just for fun...
What's the verdict???
in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
another Scythe alignment chart
this one was fun
as a runner, this is both relatable and offensive
but mostly relatable
every swimmer that i know has such a love-hate relationship with swimming. we’ll complain about having to jump in a pool at 7am, then when people ask why we don’t just quit, we decide that swimming is the best thing since sliced bread!
I’m rereading Ravenpaw’s Farewell, and he and barely are just. So gay.
Like they’re literally mates, it’s the cutest thing
based on a real life scenario that happened in my band class
If you can’t categorize certain stages of your life by what fandom you were in at the time what kind of person even are you
Simon: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Maurice, who spent 3 days straight making proof videos about Jalph: Buddy I’m barely even a person