Going Out Of Your Way To Search Up [insert Character] ANGST And All You Get Is Smut

I still read these.

A throwback from when this was a thing;

this shit was my jam when I discovered this side of the internet man, I kinda miss the "going to Gotham trope"

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Eurylochus: Ody, you gotta stop.. with this "pissing off the gods" thing—

Odysseus: Miss me with that gay shit

Eurylochus: WHAT GAY SHIT, THE LAW!??!?

So I'm scrolling on MLB tags on ao3, and I no bs came across an MLB and TWST crossover

Dance, dance, dance kitty

“Do you imagine yourself or an oc when reading x reader fics?”

Me if I imagined myself in x reader fics:

Shoko Ieiri

Who put this in the script.

I fell like Poseidon was mainly angry that odysseus didn't kill Polythemus himself which would lead to Poseidon having to kill his own son

You genuinely can't convince Poseidon did not kill Polyphemus so he wouldn't live out his life blind

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