Man...If You Were My Dog And I Had To Wash You, I Wouldn't Mind Getting Wet In The Bathtub.

So true...

Funny is more appropriate, but anyway. Why not, indeed?

This June shall never speak so low of herself anymore !

High and mighty

i think it’s nice to occasionally refer to yourself in the 3rd person

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

A pendant of Buddha in jade offered by my family from my father side when I was born. ^^

*re-reads my own story*: this is some good stuff

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

Legit me

Literally me petting me friends’ cats. 

me with every fic on ao3

Some faults but I guess it's okay...

I just love this song!

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here have 10 pieces of writing advice that have stuck with me over the years

every character’s first line should be an introduction to who they are as a person

even if you only wrote one sentence on a really bad day, that’s still one sentence more than you had yesterday

exercise restraint when using swear words and extra punctuation in order for them to pack a punch when you do use them

if your characters have to kiss to show they’re in love, then they’re not in love

make every scene interesting (or make every scene your favorite scene), otherwise your readers will be just as bored as you

if you’re stuck on a scene, delete the last line you wrote and go in a different direction, or leave in brackets as placeholders

don’t compare your first draft to published books that could be anywhere from 3rd to 103rd drafts

i promise you the story you want to tell can fit into 100k words or less

sometimes the book isn’t working because it’s not ready to be written or you’re not ready to write it yet; let it marinate for a bit so the idea can develop as you become a better writer

a story written in chronological order takes a lot more discipline and is usually easier to understand than a story written with flashbacks