Certified Chishiya and Junhui Loverš
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king behavior
two certified yappers
oscar in a suit.
that's it. that's the post.
Charles Leclerc you beautiful Monaco Mouse. I'd torch Maranello if it made you see the light. I'd fight that bald headed French guy if it made your aura brighter. I'd go to war with the Spanish if it made you happier. Platonically,of course. I am not Max Verstappen after all.
some more unsolicited landoscar just because
landoscar work so well together bc oscar's love language is helping others and knowing things and lando knows seemingly nothing at all and needs a lot of help from oscar
Your monthly reminder that in this blog we hate Flavio Briatore, Christian Horner and Helmut Marko, no exceptions
As someone who has never seen what you look like, I wanted you to know that in my mind I imagine you as a radio tower with wings and one glaring red eye. You speak in multiple voices, but they all say the same thing, which is just Tumblr quotes. There is no reason for me to tell you this, but I thought you should know.
I donāt quite know how to feel about this so Iām just going to take it as a compliment because that sounds cool
"zak's broken my ribs, lando's given me a bruise on my.. behind" šš
also i'm very allergic to the words 'mentality' and 'mindset'. please refrain from using them around me, lest i start sneezing sporadically, my arms lose control and my fist mysteriously connects with your face
okay no cause iāve been sitting on this thought since the race but. can we all agree that all the things max did todayābarely answering to reporters, not participating with the other winners during the podium celebrationāwould never fly if it was lando doing them?
and this is nothing against max, like heās in his right to react however he damn pleases. what pisses me off is that his behavior is always regarded as āiconicā while landoās is always āchildishā.
like surely people can see the double standard here.
I understand that, without my agreement, F1 has released a statement, claiming I am leading the world championship. This is wrong and I haven't become the championship leader. I will not be leading the championship going into Miami.
screaming crying throwing up sobbing wanting to literally die because this is too much for me iām done with this sport
canāt tell if lando looks at oscar with lust or fear
thereās something poetic about sebastian defending lando while mark is oscarās manager. itās beautiful seb still finds ways to spite him.
honestly, i just want lando to win wdc now so that all the people who didnāt want him to win can curl up in a ball and cry and just stop watching f1, cause the fandom would be such a better place then
stop š
Something about Dino's last name shortening to Beg next to the Ferrari logo while he's driving Charles' car feels ominous. I just don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing yet.
Thank you for tagging me @ortegavi !!
Last Song: Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At the Disco
Last Show: Cobra Kai (I watched it as soon as the 6th season came out and havenāt just watched a show since for no particular reason)
Last Book: I honestly donāt know when the last time I have read a book on my own time was
Last Movie: The Secret of My Success
Favorite Color: Red!
Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Sweet, my stomach canāt handle too much spice and I definitely have a bit of a sweet tooth. Though I do still like spice but definitely prefer sweet!
Relationship status: Singleš
Last google Search: What year did Aladdin come out?
Current Obsession: Lando Norris (I have a lot of hope for him this season!)
Looking forward to / Not look forward to: Iām looking forward to season 3 of Alice in Borderland and Iām not looking forward to trying out for a solo in my choir
Iām tagging: @naebaetwsog Iām not sure who else to tagš
Happy to be included
kimi antonelli leading the race for 15 laps
Dont talk to me, currently in mourning about the best duo on the grid šā
when liam joined vcarb last year, iām not gonna pretend like i was a huge fan or anything. i liked danny ric, and while i could acknowledge that none of it was liamās fault, i wasnāt super excited about the situation either way. but liam has absolutely grown on me over the course of his time at vcarb and his limited time at red bull, and i just cannot fathom why he has so many haters.
a lot of people cite him saying shit about how itās his turn to have a chance at red bull and how heās ānot here to make friendsā as him being grossly arrogant, but almost word for word those sentiments have been expressed by jack doohan and oscar and we eat it up when they do it????
letās be clear- christian and helmut sacrificing liamās career based on two of the most fuck ass races iāve ever seen as a formula one fan is just plain wrong. if weāre firing people based on the results of these two races being disappointing, and just horrible interpretation skills of the situation, weād have to fire lewis and charles too. we know nothing that happened in these two races is their fault- but liam has fully never raced at these two circuits, is still adapting to driving a nightmare of a car, and we have no idea what his strategy team is telling him too.
itās just ridiculous. iām all for yuki getting a chance at the seat but, red bullās absolutely cavalier attitude in manipulating young racersā careers is representative of an organization destined for decay.
Imagine still pushing the āOcon is a psychopathā narrative in the big year of 2025. The same Ocon who promised heād catch and release spiders in hospitality because he knows Ollie is petrified of them? The same Ocon who goes out of his way to take time for all of his fans because he had a negative experience with someone he admired growing up and he doesnāt want his fans to feel the way he did? The same Ocon who bought his parents their dream home and his father his dream garage once he finally made it in F1 because they gave up everything for him as a child and sold their home and his fatherās business so he could chase his dreams? Heās a psychopath? Do you fucking hear yourselves?? I implore you to the fuck up. Please.
i've just caught up with the chinese gp, has anyone talked about how the french commentators called charles by mistake "charles VERSTAPPEN" and went on to joke about max naming his kid charles
because i died
mindset rn
IM DYINGGšššš
Lando and Oscar are the duo on the grid that radiates such warmth. I canāt explain it. But they do.
gayest run i have ever seen. absolutely incredible.