Cats Being Capable Of Understanding Accidents And Even Giving You A Little Head Bonk To Let You Know

literally i cannot stress how important it is that everyone has a thing.

"oh no one will ever date me because I'm trans" BORING. No one will date me because of my cursed amulet that I refuse to take off. Get on my level.

Peace and love

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

true queer pain

i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people