Does Anyone Else Ever Think About How Frank Castle Is The Most Girl Dad Man In The World? Like He Went

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

Do you ever think about the fact, that if Riko had actually killed Kevin instead of just breaking his hand that Neil would never have met Andrew. and that Neil would fade from the world without a soul to remember him, and Andrew would forever be a monster to everyone who knew him. Or are you normal??

Do y’all ever wonder if Kevin wore spray tan for press and stuff while he was in the nest so that it didn’t look like he spent all his time underground??

Kevin to Jean or Neil

Andrew Minyard is an Ethel Cain variant

I know they were probably taught how to do it themselves.

But you know all the black widows hair styles, Its nice to think that before the red dust was developed, the girls used to do each others hair before missions, and after it was such and ingrained ritual that they kept doing it. Every widow learnt how to do intricate, lovely hairstyles on all hair types and lengths, it was the one thing the instructors, their world, could never seem to take away from them.

Outsider pov fics are so underrated

Frank castle adopting/saving dogs and then acting like they’re his kids.

He reads them kids books and talks about them like they’re human.

Frank: “I need to get home, Lisa wanted me to get her peanut butter” “jr and I are going hiking next week, I need a tent” etc

everyone is really confused cause: “Isn’t his entire thing avenging his kids, aren’t they dead???”

The only people who know they’re dogs are the people at the store he gets dog food from

Natasha Romanov standing/sitting/lounging on people’s shoulders like a bird or cat

Kevin Day