Nevver:

Haw haw lol.

Matt Romney says his dad Mitt will release his tax returns “as soon as” President Obama releases his birth certificate. Guess he hasn’t seen our mugs?

It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via nakedanddisorderly)

Wow, my life and outlook.

Unf. All he has to do is say 'cher' in that faux-cajun, and I start to feel all squiggly in my spleen.

Homer says "DOH!"

Autographed? Epic Fail.  画

werd.

Real people.

remylupin:

theoneandonlyeffystonem:

Posting this again, just cause it makes me smile so much. And I need them to make me smile

My Favorite Harry Potter Actors Dancing

Thank you to whoever made this

  featuring

Gary Oldman David Thewlis David Tennant Alan Rickman Jason Isaacs Michael Gambon Timothy Spall Kenneth Branagh

Wow I haven’t seen this vid in awhile. I love it!

 I'd never seen this before...I actually think I've seen almost all of the movies these are clipped from.  Gary Oldman = <3 (and Kenneth, and Alan, and Jason...)

askarsholic:

sldh00r:

Love it!

Hahahhaah LOL

Oh lord, save me, I'm dying over here. 

More than a little surprising. I only wish he could have remembered the lyrics and kept going.

Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind

THAT was the look that got me right in the shishkas.