So Excited For This.

Disgusting. Really reprehensible.

Tight.

“I’m President Barack Obama. And I too want to slow-jam the news.”

We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against  a candidate whose family bought Niggerhead Ranch running against a candidate who made up a story about having to pull over to the side of the road because he was crying so hard when his church let black people join.

All of whom are running against the first black President of the United States.

Peewee is timeless.

Purrkour*

As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs. *Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass.

hahahahahahahaha. awesome. I'm just gonna sit here and watch this over and over today.

Douchee. (accent egu or whatevs)

Like a BOSS.

Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF

His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:

Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?

Barney Frank: No.

Interviewer: Why not?

Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?

Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it. 

Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?

Did you ever notice who it is; stop to think who it is we kill? It’s always people who’ve told us to “live together in harmony and try to love one another.” Jesus, Gandhi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, John Lennon. They all said “try to live together peacefully.” Bam!, right in the fucking head. Apparently we’re not ready for that.

George Carlin (Life Is Worth Losing, 2005)

theanimalblog:

Fennec fox (by floridapfe)

 Get. Out.

Wow, totally deserved. Big ups to Nathan and the gang who make Castle.

But Supernatural over Fringe, Walking Dead, and True Blood?

Cracka, please.