Lawl. I Seriously Hope They Nominate The Anti-romney. That's Gonna Be Hilarimoose.

Mick, The Celestial Captain.

Avalon, The Magical Engineer.

What the whaaaat??!? lolololol 

L. O. Muthafuckin' L.

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

Dorothy Parker (via onemanbandstand)

Preach.

(via lazybookreviews)

I just knew the moment this scene started that Daryl would be the BabyWhisperer.

 srsly.

About as plain as it can be said. h/t: JW

'Nick, it's a vinaigrette,' will always be "it's a vignette" in my mind.

9 out of 10 Hyde alums agree.

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.

motherjones:

Best #OccupyWallStreet photo ever of the day.

 Wow. Talk about the the useless bloodsucker on society calling someone a parasite.

everythingyoulovetohate:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! hahahahahah

 I am mesmerized by this.

for serious. love you, heath bb.