Askarsswedishmeatballs:

 srsly.

About as plain as it can be said. h/t: JW

HB, bb! 

The perfect man.

How anyone can continue to remain blase/in denial in the face of the facts is beyond me. 

New York Times

askarsswedishmeatballs:

I have my first grad school test ever tonight. Am I studying? Of course not. I’m watching this video. Over and over and over and over and over and over…

 Welp. There went the rest of my afternoon.

'Nick, it's a vinaigrette,' will always be "it's a vignette" in my mind.

9 out of 10 Hyde alums agree.

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.

For Sian.

For Zoebe and her housemates.

Cats are assholes. [via] 

 Joey and Mac this very day.

fsufeminist:

PERFECT.

 True. No comment necessary.