I Fully Expected This Purse To Animate And Get More Detailed As I Looked At It Closer

What happened to your head,,

Snake constellations are so funny. Like yeah I could just connect any series of stars and call it a snake. Maybe the real hydra are the mistaken constellations we made along the way.

But also, hydra’s head is very pretty. I will admit this readily.

Mother just put in her invisalin, looked at me, and told me that for all the money she’s spent on her teeth she could’ve just bought elephant tusks (legally) instead. Happy 10:30pm.

So afraid of posting because someone will see. Honestly, who will give a fuck

Feeling like shit and tired of scrolling through nice pictures of myself, time for cat videos

I would not know much ab religious guilt but something about finding Christ allegories in every book reads to me as just a) lacking creativity and b) feeling some sort of internal pressure to relate everything to The Good Book and make your secular media consumption holy somehow.

Fuck you. Thank you for what you did for me but fuck you. I was alone! You wanted to go to your shows so badly so I had to make sacrifices too! Fuck you, I was scared!

Today someone was having trouble with my ethnic name and they made some dumb comment about it being hard. And then this mf told me their name was Wagz. Dude had to spell that shit out for me I was so aghast. You of all ppl cannot give me shit for my name.

I can’t tell if loners are born or made

Oh my god why didn’t I ask to start remotely I could’ve saved our friendship I’m sorry I didnt learn how to tell people about the hurricane in my head until you told me to figure out how to