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I GOT IT THE FIRST TIME!! QUIT TELLING ME!!!

NO, YOU ARE NOT!!!! YOU ARE FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD ACTOR JACK BLACK!!! YOU ARE A BEARDED WHITE MAN IN A BLUE SHIRT!!! STEVE IS A SILENT, BEARDLESS BROWN-SKINNED MAN!!! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!!

My lockscreen and my pfp

I want to surprise people with suddenly opening up my computer to them seeing these. I want to acknowledge and bask in the self-aware absurdity of liking a show about magical cartoon horses. I want to make them feel oddly worried about me.

Mickey: "This pop-nihilist here has clearly never cracked open a copy of Nietzsche or Camus in his life!"

Goofy: "A copy of what??"

Donald: "But-- but Nietzsche said God is dead!"

Goofy: "Who said what is dead?"

Mickey: "...As a a desperate call for people not to end up like you, you little shit!"

Donald: "Look, I don't read the books."

Goofy: "Should I grab the shovel?"

Mickey: "Clearly. You probably get most of your philosophical knowledge from edgy internet memes."

Goofy: *stands there in panicked confusion*

Mickey: "Who's you're role model? The fucking Joker? "

Donald: "I... I actually liked that movie."

Mickey: "A little too much, I'd assume!"

*twelve seconds of awkward silence*

Mickey: "I bet you idolize Rick Sanchez."

@memekeymouse

My own take on the meme

Reminds me of this one time where I tried looking up ways for two autistic partners to date (in this case, being me and someone else), and I only remember seeing articles with titles like "how to date someone with autism".

boy it would be nice to be able to google something related to personality disorders, psychosis, intellectual disabilities, autism, DID/OSDD, etcetera without finding majority articles that are like “how to deal with a person with X” “how to cope with your child with X” “how to spot someone faking X” “can people with X be cured?”

Don't you ever feel like Twilight from this S1E2 frame

I did these months ago, and laughed way too much doing at least one of them.

@fluttershywheresheshouldntbe

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

That's my birthday!! : D

Back when I used Mastodon, someone in FOSS tortured their follower base by using a Discord server as a wiki

Literally nobody liked that, from what I remember

Idea: make ChatGPT talk to Cleverbot and watch the chaos ensue

in an era smothered by machine learning and predictive language models and chatGPT i wondered how our veritable living web relic, cleverbot, was faring in 2023 going on 2024

never change cleverbot. never change