Being New To MLP Was When You Tried Applying The Show's Lessons To Real Life, But They Wouldn't Work,

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

If it weren't for the eyes, I would've thought the yellow thing was an amogus.

John with his daughter Casey and Toby with Tac Nayn!

Rare Squidward. Repost/reblog for good luck.

Too late; it's now March 23rd

Congrats to @wingsandpetals, @darkdataxp, @your-coffee-pal, @dragonflapper, and @lesbian-spongebob

You are now blessed with good luck. Your futures are very bright.

If great fortune arises, you have only your participation in this to thank.

I have an extremely jaded attitude towards furry culture, but most most blogs I follow are furry artists lmao

With furry stuff, I'm like Deadmau5 on dubstep, but in reverse.

White trans girls when they look in the mirror and don't look exactly like some overly-idealized, sexually-manicured version of "femininity" found in a specific type of anime artstyle popularized by literal misogynists:

The cycle is endless

Fluttershy would be too scared to even use a smartphone, I bet

Twilight Sparkle would totally be an Arch Linux poweruser.

Rainbow Dash would probably use a decked-out Windows PC for gaming, but fall shitty tech trends without question (AI art, NFTs, etc)

(Flim and Flam would be the ones pushing the AI art and Web3 shit)

Rarity would probably be snobbish and use a Macbook, before either raging like a beast or sobbing whenever it randomly breaks.

Fluttershy would be likely be way too scared to even use a computer, until her friends pressure her into getting a cheap Chromebook so she could at least get online. Even then, she would mostly use sites like Facebook to post about the most mundane shit imaginable, while likely unaware what exactly a "meme" is.

Pinkie Pie would be extremely reckless and use an outdated version of Windows without being aware, while constantly infecting her PC with viruses and crapware. In addition, she would probably get frequently contacted by tech support scammers, think they're actually from tech support, but annoy them too much with her Pinkie Pie antics for them to really do anything.

Applejack would be total luddite who only upgrades Windows very reluctantly. She doesn't even like to use her computer that much, but when she does, she just wants it to "get shit done" without having to deal with annoying gimmicks.

goofy ahh artwork of a meme, human designs based off of @julie-ghouls human mlp works

Before watching the FiM finale, part of me really wanted me to see a twist in the end where Cozy Glow, Tirek, and Chrysalis are on the verge of being totally defeated, but the friendship they ironically made along the way protects them from being totally blasted (protecting them in a "friendship shield"), then they go "wait, what is this?! We don't need friendship!! We need to destroy Twilight Sparkle and her pathetic friends!!".

They revert back to their aggression and try to fight again, the good guys attempt to fire back, then the three get defensive towards one another (thus reminding themselves how much they mean to each other), friendship protects them again, and the cycle repeats multiple times.

The three villains go through all five stages of grief and eventually accept that friendship is the only thing protecting them.

Then, for their horrible actions, they receive the worst punishment of all:

being domesticated by society.

(Think that would've been better?)

Who will she run over? 🤔

Fluttershy can drive :3