So, It Looks Like That One Artist Who Did The MLP Comics Drew Twilight Sparkle As A Nazi

(cw: questionable eating habits, unhealthy lifestyle choices regarding fitness)

>Be me, Celestia, ruler of all Equestria

>Just start the morning as usual, grabbing some coffee, eating some pancakes

>My sister walks into the room

>"RISE N GRIND, MOTHERFUCKERS" she yells

>She's in her workout suit

>She goes to the fridge and eats some really bizarre fucking salad; it looks like it tastes like shit

>She crudely chugs a thick, grainy protein shake

>She flexes her muscles; "YEAH", she yells

>She runs straight out the door, to "power train" as usual

>She's been like this for months

>Ever since her falling-out with her girlfriend, she got really into fitness to cope

>She's extremely utilitarian with her diet and nihilistic towards flavor and taste; she only cares about maximizing nutrients

>She works out to an excessive, worrying degree

>Fitness has become her entire personality

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>She's now doing her daily routine of running several miles straight, as usual

Something something "living with your own failure"

Well, well, well look who came running back

Dr Eggman would totally have a Picrew pfp and a DNI in his bio

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

Low-res MSPaint style I've been experimenting with

People joke about Fluttershy being a metalhead, but I imagine Rainbow Dash being the type of person who's so out of touch with music at large, she listens to easily-digestible butt rock like Nickleback or Imagine Dragons, thinking they're extremely badass.

Where is the TBH creature scream sound from, though? 🤔

/gen; can't find the source

FUN FACT!

The "Yippee!" voice clip (TBH creature voice!) comes from a lil German kid talking about how excited they are that their mom let them drink coke :)

Direct Translation (Or as direct as I could get):

My mom just let me drink cola! How cool is that! Now I'm drinking cola and playing Fortnite! Yippee!!!

If it weren't for the eyes, I would've thought the yellow thing was an amogus.

John with his daughter Casey and Toby with Tac Nayn!