Latest Posts by lathaniel-james - Page 3

OH MY GOD

You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?

I mean

This shit

was beautiful.

going to the store to buy some milk

Hufflepuff Virgo Pukwudgie INFP @theboyonthemoon

INFP, Slytherin, Virgo, Bisexual - requested by @youfancymemaddearie 

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

Trust me, I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, must less what age I was my freshman year of high school

criminal minds as vines: part two yeet

criminal minds as vines: part one

I may have gone overboard. But here are more wallpapers I made. Reblogs help a lot especially people looking for new wallpapers and are into the theatre fandom

A wholesome video if ever there was one :P I play dead with Chica and she mlems me back to life!

oh sure color guard can throw things but when I do it i’m “irresponsible” and “reckless with my instrument”

Things guard and drumline bond over:

•talking smack about the band •drumline having to replay a part when guard messes up and guard having to have it played again because drumline messed it up •well taped things

When the guard coach tells you to stay in your toaster

Color Guard pick up lines (feel free to add more if you know more)

You make my heart dropspin

I'll let you in my toaster

I'll strip for you

Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.

I'll guard you with all my heart

Do you want to see me dance with my pole?

The Sections At 1 AM The Night Before A Competition

flutes/piccolos: asleep scattered across the floor of someone's bedroom wearing matching sweatpants.

clarinets: moodily playing pokémon

alto saxophones: all at walmart separately because they all think they're the ones responsible for treat bags and forgot until now. never see each other and each get like ten treat bags the next morning. confused but happy.

low reeds: finding more ways to hide dirty jokes on their section hoodies.

trumpets: practicing their "marching face" in the mirror to make it suitably focused and serious yet smoldering.

mellophones: trying to figure out how to attach a large sign to their instrument that says "it's a mellophone, not an exceptionally large trumpet." they are doomed to fail and the masses remain uneducated.

trombones: frantically trying to fix their instrument from attempting to pop to the box in their bedroom with the slide as far down as possible and slamming into the ceiling.

baritones/euphoniums: reflecting bitterly on all the times the tubas have upstaged them. vow to never let it happen again.

tubas/sousaphones: standing in front of a mirror trying to figure out precisely which angle at which to tip their beret to look the most roguish.

pit percussion: still loading their equipment on the band truck even though they started after school; one of them is missing for no reason.

drum line: performing a ritual sacrifice.

color guard: already doing their hair. still almost don't get done in time.

drum majors: practicing their salute 40,098 times, then making sure they don't "stand weird" while conducting.

Who You Should Fight: Marching Band Edition

piccolo

who wins: them

don’t do it.  don’t fight the piccolo player.  just don’t.

flute

who wins: them

they were told you were challenging them for first chair. run while you still can.

clarinet

who wins: them

threaten you with their register key.  forfeit for the sake of all.

saxophone

who wins: them

you are promptly deemed a “nerd” and stuffed in a band locker by the entire section even though you only wanted to fight one of them.

low reeds

who wins: no one

 you yell increasingly bad sexual innuendos at each other across the band room for twenty minutes until you both get tired and go home.

mellophone

who wins: them

punches you in the face repeatedly on the offbeats of a sousa march playing in the background.

trumpet

who wins: you and then them

you win the fight easily while they’re giving their villainous monologue.  entire trumpet section later jumps you in a dark hallway for disgracing one of their own.

trombone

who wins: no one

they get distracted halfway through the fight and wander off.

low brass

who wins: them

you mock them by making farting noises with your lips.  they punch you in the stomach with their abnormally strong arms.  you can’t breath properly for days.

pit percussion

who wins: you

pretend like you can’t tell the vibes, marimba, and xylophone apart.  wait until they’re blind with rage, then run them over with the closest wheeled pit equipment.

drumline

who wins: them

show up to the fight with a shank fashioned out of a broken drum stick.  proceed to kick ass.

drum major

who wins: them

calls you to attention (you can’t disobey!) and then waits until you faint from exhaustion.

color guard

who wins: them

have you ever watched one of these fuckers on the field?  you’re screwed.

band director

who wins: them

just when you think you’ve won, they get up smiling and say “one more time!”

Ensembles according to Band Kids

Marching Band: Band Band

Drum Corps: Diddle Band

Indoor Drumline: Indoor Diddle Band

Indoor Color Guard: Flag Band

Orchestra: String Band

Choir: Sing Band

Concert Band: Fancy Sit Down Band

ok srsly who invented color guard??? like one day “sir you know how me and some guys carry our country’s flag and guard it with rifles?” “yes” “what if we threw that shit in the air” “….fucking BRILLIANT, Jim”

i once saw someone say the extended universe of star wars is like world unbuilding and that’s honestly the only way i can describe it, because i have absolutely no fucking clue of what the fuck goes on outside of the movies, and i have TRIED to understand, but the more i try the less i understand, i just… what the fuck man

chirrut: i am the kyber crystal guardian, guardian of the crystals

baze: the empire quivers before him!

chirrut: -roundhouse kicks ten stormtroopers- FUCK OFF!

Legit me doing drop spins, I can never do more than five before the rifle attacks my hands

When you drop in block your guard instructor be like….

“The hardest part

Is waking up in the morning

And remembering

What you were trying to forget last night”

-unknown

Hi

So, this is my first time making a tumblr post, hope I’m doing it right. Feel free to ask questions and stuff, I can’t promise I’ll answer right away!