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First day of school for me and my teacher said to "tell us a little bit about yourself"
Uh,,,miss ma'am do i look like i know myself??
Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??
So, in conclusion, we are all cats
The fact that I know who said each of these without even trying says something about me
Quotes
IDK why, but this just came to me
Quotes the characters have said that I could base a Imagine or something on (same thing as the Dialogue)
1. “You should see what comes up when you type ‘death’ into a search engine.”
2. “I am a doctor, so technically it wasn’t a lie.”
3. “I got shot in the leg and I don’t get any cookies.”
4. “I never have any normal fans.”
5. “I totally saved your life. And I’m pretty certain it was caught on tape.”
6. “Well, I think politics makes people distrustful. I think it makes them hate themselves. I think it tears families apart, and damages people.”
7. “It’s always sad seeing someone’s life reduced to the things they had with them when they died. It’s just so clear they didn’t know how short their time would be.”
8. “I’ve always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don’t know it at the time. I’d like to believe that’s true.”
9. “When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn’t want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.”
10. “Of the twenty self-described pickup artists in the area, there’s only one guy who encourages his students to dress like, uh, space cowboys.”
11. “How am I supposed to tell them I’m leaving when I don’t want to go?”
12. “ This is my favorite part. This is where you hang yourself with your own tongue. So, please keep talking.”
13. “ Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”
14. “ Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”
15. “Oh god, please tell me you don’t have a crush on a fictional character.”
16. “Harming a person weaker than you doesn’t take any special ability.”
17. “It’s all conjecture, because there’s nothing deviant in this guy’s history. But if you wanted to do something bad, wouldn’t it be nice to have another version of you to blame it on?”
18. “It was once said that love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.”
19. “A policeman pulled over a man, and he said to him, 'Sir, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?’ And that man replied, 'Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'”
20. “I don’t take kindly to being blown up. In fact, it kind of pisses me off.”
21. “Nobody remembers the victims, everybody remembers the killer. And that’s exactly what happens when an agent puts the story ahead of the case.”
22. “I think, deep down, we’re all capable of unspeakable things. Where it starts or what you call it, I don’t know.”
23. “She’s a vindictive narcissist whose entire self-image is wrapped up in being the perfect mother.”
24. “You were just responding to what you learned, Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive and violent household… it’s not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.”
25. “He…he kept growing despite his disease. The last time I laid beside him he was almost as long as me. He was ready to go, but I was unready to say goodbye. Begged him to open his eyes. Well, the cruelest part was that I could see who he would be at twenty, but I knew he would never get there.”
Hey, I need help finding a fic. It's a Spencer x Reader fic, the only thing I can remember is that at one chapter the Reader knows the Unsub Megan Kane (Pleasure Is My Business) because she's also a socialite and like friends with her. I'm pretty sure it's a series fic. Pleaseee helpppp meeee😩😩
I got you boo😉
can one of y’all bless me with the gif of Spencer from the S13 finale where the garage door rolls open and he walks in looking illegally gorgeous? my sister has never seen it (okay she actually hasnt watched past season 2 but i digress) and I need to bless her with this but I can’t find it for the life of me
I want to be linen but really I'm wool
Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!
1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)
2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.
3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.
4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.
So I just finished Criminal Minds and no I am not okay
Pale snake prince 🐍👑 (sounds like Malfoy lol)
'he's most likely impotent'
me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones
Where's the lie
I made a (horrible) thing.
Does anyone feel lazy for their birthday? Like not just lazy for the party or smth but like actually super lazy about the day itself??
Reblog to save a life
I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
🥺🥺
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy in DC's Bombshells (2015)
I don't need that in my brain thankyou
i usually don’t mind being on criminal minds tiktok (sometimes it’s weird because there’s 11 y/o girls thirsting over joe mantegna) but i just saw someone post something about how aj cook and matthew gray gubler used to like each other at one point and i’m not sure what to make of that
Reblogging to save a life
Writing Websites
1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are
2. a website that generates random au ideas
3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages
4. a website that checks your grammar
5. website that lists types of execution in the states
6. a website with info on death certificates
7. a website with info on the four manners of death
8. a website with info on the black plague
9. website with information on depression
10. a website with info on the four types of suicide
11. website that lists famous quotes
12. website with different kinds of quotes
13. a website with info on food in every country
14. a website with a list of different colors
15. website with a list of medieval jobs
16. website with a list of fabrics
17. website with a list of flowers and pictures
18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures
19. website with a list of poisonous plants
20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants
21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals
22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people
23. website with info on the international date line
24. website with a list of food allergies
25. website with a list of climates
26. website with info on allergic reactions
27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius
28. website with info on color blindness
29. website with a list of medical equipment
30. website with a list of bugs
31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name
32. website with a list of eye colors
33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks
34. website with a list of religions
35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do
36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors
37. website that generates fantasy names
38. website with a list of body language
39. website with a list of disabilities
40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities
Loki is so extra i'm in love😭
Frosty Looks
Some of the best winter costumes...
I feel like everyone in Nanda Parbat would be us
"OHMYFUCKINGGOD! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST ADMIT THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!"
"We should lock them somewhere..."
"Hol up, is he fliRTING?! OH MY GOD GUYS HE'S FINALLY DO–never mind he's being an oblivious fuckwad again"
if Raven had joined him in the league of assassins, i think Damian would avoid making the 1st move, yeah he would want to spend time with her and they would be even closer than before, but confessing his feelings? i don't think so, they would both run in circles and the league of assassins would be 'oh can you believe these two?', maybe they would create situations to join them together? that would be funny :P
The entirety of Nanda Parbat is just silently shipping these two. It's the hot topic in the dormitories.
"THEY TOUCHED HANDS BY ACCIDENT AND THEN PULLED AWAY!!!"
"It's like a damn Austen novel with all of this repressed sexual pining."
MY BABIESSS🥺🥺
JL vs TT (2016) // JLDark: Apokolips War (2020)
What happened to Dolores? Is she safe? Will the Mets win whenever they would play? I need answers
Stakeout
Batman: Oracle, status report.
Oracle: [over the comms] the teams are all in position. Things are quiet so far.
Batman: Hm. Ok, thank you Oracle. I'll check in on them. [switches over to Nightwing and Robin's frequency]
-
Nightwing: -nd I've already bought it! You need to socialise more; this is an important part of your childhood.
Robin: No.
Nightwing: It's so cute, though. You'll look adorable!
Robin: [with feeling] No.
Nightwing: [huffs] At least try it on; I already paid for it.
Robin: I am NOT going trick-or-treating.
Batman: ...[switches over to Orphan and Batgirl's comms]
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Batgirl: -so then I said "you put that hand anywhere near me again I'll break it off" and he-
Orphan: B is listening now.
Batgirl: oh, hey B. Anyway then we had sex and he had this-
Batman: [cuts off the feed before he becomes even more traumatised] ...
Batman: ...ok. [tunes into Red Robin and Red Hood's frequency]
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Red Hood: [in a fake posh voice] the handyman?!!! How could you DO this to me Dolores?!
Red Robin: [in a high-pitched voice] How could I?!! How could I NOT?? You married your office long before I ever fucked Juan-Eduardo!
Red Hood: Don't you DARE put this on me! I knew I shouldn't have hired that ridiculously good looking sonofabitch!
Red Robin: Hah! Well that wouldn't have stopped me from sleeping with CHAD!
Red Hood: NO!
Red Robin: [Triumphantly] OH YES
Red Hood: NO! MY BEST FRIEND?? WILL THE LIES NEVER END DOLORES??
Red Robin: YES! And let me tell you- he was SO MUCH better than you. He-
Red Hood: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART DOLORES
Red Robin: [breaking character] nice one
Red Hood: thank you
Batman: [over the comms] what are you DOING?
Red Robin: Hi B. There's a couple in the building across from us who're having a huge fight. We're giving them voices.
Red Hood: [in his fake voice] Look at all these papers! These papers that I'm waving around! Look at them!!
Red Robin: [as "Dolores"] Well if you love your papers so much why don't you MARRY THEM?
Red Hood: MAYBE I WILL
Red Robin: I HATE YOU! I have always hated you! and what's more- I HATE your MOTHER.
Red Hood: [gasps] MY MOTHER IS A SAINT AND A GIFT TO MANKIND
Red Robin: YOUR MOTHER IS A DECREPIT OLD WHORE
Red Hood: I WILL- DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME DOLORES
Red Robin: [hisses] Whenever the Mets play, I wish they would lose.
Red Hood: [gasps] YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?? ME -the man who obviously bought every piece of Mets Merch known to man and display them in every room of our apartment like a tool?! HOW COULD YOU??!
Red Robin: Well what are you gonna do about it? HUH?
Red Hood: WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO! I'M GONNA TAKE THIS GUN- [breaks character] Ohmygod he's got a gun! Shit fuck moving out
Red Robin: We're coming Dolores!
[Line goes dead]
Batman: ...[stares unseeingly at the sky]
Oracle: Aw man, and it was just getting good too.
ICONIC
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
Brion: Gregor argued that Batman could beat Superman by outsmarting him
Superboy: that's stupid! Why would they ever fight?
Me, throwing a shoe at the TV playing Batman V Superman: yeah totally, you are so right no doubt about that
The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content
The world's a fucking joke
That’s not justice
T H I S
I don’t understand why people use the “they’re just friends” card against a ship because majority of love stories are written about two people who started out as “just friends”