I JUST STARTED TO LEARN CODING AND I FIXED MY FIRST EVER ERROR IN MY CODE WITHOUT HELP AHHHHFCKD

What could someone possibly want with 7 walmart gas canisters and a squishmallow? Ma'am, what are you doing?

I lost my bones like 5 hours out of town, and now someone is gonna throw them away T~T. Sir I need those

Okay, first off: the detective is making a lot of sense, oddly enough. And second off: Holy fuck, was I not comfortable hearing her say "only my teeth sir" ivory what the fuck

Saving this is figure out how to approach conversations with my mother

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

Don't worry Ivory, she's lying, I would want to be your friend. I'm love plenty of homicidal maniacs, you'll fit right in <3

Content SMP finale ANALYSIS

Winsweep called himself the "nuclear option" and that is very true. Honestly both him and rat are incredibly destructive on content smp but Blake especially Represents War. War poses itself as necessary, it kills indiscriminately, it is the tool of the powerful, just like him.

We have seen the ways that Lux has slowly become more violent. She originally was against using charter weapons but that changed. They said "Violence is your mother tongue so I’m going to speak to you perfectly fluently" and she was right, she has learned that language too well.

I loved the rat v win fight bc they know each other so well. They predict each other's moves, how they fight, after years of rivalry they know each other intimately, they look at each other and feel nothing but hate while trying to ignore how much they see themselves staring back.

Rat and Win are obsessed with each other. They CANNOT stop fighting and to me the most satisfying end would have been Blake getting so wrapped up in fighting Rat that he stayed in the border to fight him to the bitter end ultimately destroying both of them in the process.

but we don't get that satisfying ending. Because Blake Is War. Lux sacrifices herself to ensure Rat lives. It is the worst possible outcome because Lux was the one who deserved it the least. At this point none of them were saints but even Arathian said she was never the target.

It is very interesting to my that Rat and Lux kept saying that it was Blake's funeral. To me they were not only saying that he was going to die but also that once he was dead no one would mourn him. The rain falling over his corpse would be the last time anyone would cry for him.

it is ironic then that it was not Win's funeral but Lux's. But Lux had many funerals, Rat built a grave, Nox surely mourned her and even Winsweep built her a genuine grave. Her death was not her funeral and she will be remembered fondly by most of the server despite her faults.

While fighting Blake, Lux also said that she made it rain because he didn't deserve to die in the sun "that is only for honorable people". Every other player killed by a charter weapon died in the sunlight, Implying that even Diansu was more honorable than Win. And she's right.

Her hate for win is fueled by how he permanently killed two players. She hated Rat for doing the same thing before they became allies. But Lux herself also used a charter weapon. Though Diansu was far from innocent when she killed him he died honorably while she lost her honor.

After killing Diansu Lux became much more willing to use the charter weapon, she was corrupted but unlike Win and Rat who are driven by power, vengeance, and a need for destruction, she still had a good heart. She wanted to believe Win had changed, she was willing to let him live.

Though the rain as she dies indicates a dishonorable death everything else about that scene betrays the idea. She may have been corrupted but she died honorably to save her closest ally. War never kills those who deserve it most. Her death is not satisfying, it is not righteous.

In the wake of Lux's death rain takes on new meaning. It is stormy and dark because the light (Lux) is gone. As Win and Rat stand at her grave it starts to rain, it is a reminder that they killed her, she may have chosen to sacrifice herself but it was Their feud that killed her.

Why do British people mock us for saying Soccer, like they aren't the one's who started saying that first? It like a TV mean girl telling you to wear roller skates with them because "it will look so cute!" Only to back out and make you look like a fool

I'm so sorry but i just discovered content SMP and I can no longer imagine hermits or other mcyt's as gods in the mcyt multiverse. They may be legends. Many of them may have been around forever. But the folks on content SMP are literally making mods as part of their on-server lore and confrontations. Doctor4t added a whole new dimension to trap one person.

These folks are out here warping the fabric of Minecraft reality, as part of the game and you expect me to think anything less counts as a god?

False alarm, they just look like that

Did someone take a bite out of my tooth?