ugh i know bruce probably has some lame ass ubiquitous american broadcast voice, but SO BADLY i want him to have just. the world’s THICKEST jersey accent
“jason peetah, swear ta god, i’m gonna cawl alfred and get ‘im to tawk some sense into ya. do you want him to know what you been up to? yeah no. yeah no! ‘swhat i thought! yeh breakin ya butler’s heart!!”
blue bird countdown -`♡´- ↳ [51/100] days of Jane and Lisbon
What are you thinking?
Top Gear presenters speak to press at National TV Awards 2011
...the way James glances at Jeremy after every assertion he makes...
Also, the knowing glances at 2:17, paired with Richard's uh-oh face
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beyond evil (2021) / the elektra complex, joan tierney
Two brothers in a field are enough for the tragedy to start.
antigone, sophocles / jewish literacy, rabbi joseph telushkin / cain and abel, orazio riminaldi / taking it, vievee francis / the plagues, hans zimmer / harry potter and the order of the phoenix, j.k. rowling / revenge of the sith (2005) dir. george lucas / brother by the interstate, k.c. cramm / cain, josé saramango / famous blue raincoat, leonard cohen / unknown / the prince of egypt (1998) dir. chapman, wells, hickner / a brother named gethsemane, natalie diaz
Cillian Murphy | beaten, bloodied, and bruised feat. : Red Lights (2012), Peaky Blinders (2013-2022), Free Fire (2016), The Delinquent Season (2018), & 28 Days Later (2002)
talia was the first person to ever love damian. she'll die loving him. her last thoughts wont be her empire. it'll be of her lovely son and star crossed love bruce. hope this helps ur racist and incorrect interpretation of her.
Immediately after the photo was taken, photographer Stephanie Brown remarked that she “had never seen him serve cunt this hard,” prompting Drake to flee the scene, stating that he was “going home to change.”
blue bird countdown -`♡´- ↳ [45/100] days of Jane and Lisbon
#he likes it when she gets all authoritarian on him
damian wayne let us hug until your soul comes out thru your mouth. cutest most messed up boy on earth. x
damian would never be normal about intimacy hes weird and a freak and i pity everyone who ever falls in love with him
some talia and damian positivity <3
Argentina 1985, dir. Santiago Mitre, (2022)
FREE PALESTINE! STOP GENOCIDE!
I CRIED
Thinking about Damian Wayne-Al Ghul fasting during Ramadan in full for the first time the year he moves in with Bruce. He did intermittent fasting throughout the rest of his life but he was still a kid and Talia thought fasting would impede his training.
Little 12-year-old Damian studying the Quran between classes at Gotham Academy. Alfred preparing an Iftar buffet for him before his patrol and suhoor for once he gets back. Bruce keeping multiple water bottles in his utility belt so that Damian stays hydrated through the night. Dick participating in the fast with him despite not being Muslim because he knows it’s Damian’s first time fasting and that takes a lot of discipline. Barbara taking him to an all halal grocery store before Ramadan starts to stock up on food so he doesn’t have to waste energy shopping during the fast. Damian praying 5 times a day just like he always did with his mother and grandfather. Jon asking Damian TONS of questions about fasting and Damian acting annoyed but also being kind of happy that his best friend is interested in his religion.
the bats are a bunch of walking trauma responses who decided to make it everyone else's problem. bruce is like "if guns didn't exist my parents would still be alive" and proceeded accordingly but jason is like "if someone pointed a gun at the joker before then maybe i wouldn't have died tragically at age 15" and also proceeded accordingly so obviously they clash. and cass can read your mind on your face so the one time she killed someone and saw the life leave their body in painstaking detail was haunting enough for her to never want to cause that again. and dick saw his family die once and got really angry about it so now if you threaten his family he gets scary. and tim's parents sent him off to boarding schools all the time and never gave him enough attention so he goes along with bruce's rules even when he may not agree because he wants validation. i am studying them like bugs
shoutout arkham knight for making robin jason so pretty
you want to know if i think jason todd is worthy of being loved and hated in equal measure, because to love him blindly would rob him of his purpose as a creature too full of sacriliage to be returned to his place at batman’s side and to hate him would be to vilify a hurt kid too desperate for validation to be a villain?? you want to know if i think he’s forever caught in this dark place, hinging on villainy and cusping into sainthood?? you want to know if i imagine him as the mahogany wood pulpit at the head of my childhood church and i am wracked with catholic guilt before him?? you want to ask me if i find him a saint, yet you don’t want to acknowledge that the saints were once sinners, and even peter denied christ three times?? you want me to explain a concept as abstract as human nature and the blurry line between what’s good and what’s worthy of being shunned?? you want to know if jason todd is capable of being both the effigy and the sacrifice?? what are you, a cop? come back with a fucking warrent if you want to know.
You jerk you didn't call me up I haven't seen you in so long You probably have a fucking tan & besides that instead of making love tonight You're drinking your parents to the airport I'm through with you bourgeois boys All you ever do is go back to ancestral comforts Only money can get—even Catullus was rich but Nowadays you guys settle for a couch By a soporific color cable t.v. set Instead of any arc of love, no wonder The G.I. Joe team blows it every other time Wake up! It's the middle of the night You can either make love or die at the hands of the Cobra Commander _________________ To make love, turn to page 121. To die, turn to page 172.
BY BERNADETTE MAYER
Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.
Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.
Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.
Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.
Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.
Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.
paint the town red🩸(red hood tim)
(based on @mammutblog's red hood timmy design i haven't stopped thinking about since the first time i saw it)
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Brucie Wayne, mid speech: Hello everyone! Welcome to tonight’s charity gala, so glad to have you here-
Damian, interrupting said speech: Father, Jason is attempting to do a backflip off the roof because Richard ‘triple dog dared’ him
bruce, voice dropping five octaves: i thought i told dick to stop with the dares
I know WFA is too OOC for some people, but I need that shit right now.
I do love seeing the Batfam beating the shit out of each other. I like how messy their relationships are and I have always loved flawed characters.
But idk, man, Batman #138 just really crossed a line for me and I need a reminder that there are other depictions of Bruce that aren't so fucking heinous.
I'll take this shit:
Over this shit:
Any. Fucking. Day.
i thought i lost you (again)
Straight people: Just because they enjoy the others touch doesn't mean they are gay
The "straight" people in question:
Jonathan Babygirl Crane, ph.d