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ik you don’t use this blog and all but still wanted to let you know that i think about the ONI lifestyle every day it’s my code of honor or whatnot

hang on I'll reblog this to my actual blog so I can respond to it proper-like

why have this fake blog

so when I first made my tumblr account I made a gimmick blog because I didn't expect to use the website for anything else. then I made a sideblog for personal posts and reblogging and so on. then eventually I abandoned the gimmick blog entirely but because of the sunk cost fallacy I did not want to delete my sideblog and move everything over here. needless to say, it's roughly a decade later and it's not like the sunk cost fallacy has gotten weaker in that time. so. this is the state of affairs for ol' maxie

new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

Owl at Home by Arnold Lobel ( 1975)

honestly? whenever i design an alien i totally get why people have the urge to just slap some tits on a bug and call it an alien. any further than that and you feel obligated to write an entire hypothetical evolutionary history 

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

I wanna say to all inspiring su theorists out there that i’m pretty sure the crew is stealing theories off tumblr. please be careful. your intellectual property is important. stay safe out there

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

STUFF I NEEEEED

so i forget which blog is your main blog or like whats the deal

Maxiesatanunofficial is my main blog but due to Reasons I do all my real blogging from maxiesatanofficial. If it were possible to switch primary blog I’d have done so long, long ago.

@support I recognize that this might actually be a pretty tricky problem to solve but if you ever get the chance, help a girl out 👀

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

a goofy movie: a touching commentary on the strained relationship between a young boy and a father who, having lost his beloved wife more than 10 years ago, struggles to accept that his son is growing up. the more he desperately tries to keep max close, the more max pulls away as he yearns for independence - yet he secretly takes comfort in knowing that his loving father will always be there the moment he wants to go home.

an extremely goofy movie: max does some sick kickflips and finds out he’s gay

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

Apparently they have confirmed that Flip-O-Matic will be in the Captain Underpants movie.

hell fucking yes

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

nik y’know I love ya and I hate to go for the low blow but don’t you live in the country that brought us

ok uh quick question america……..what the fuck

*uses [Mirror Image] to create an illusory duplicate of my blog, dispelling all magic and confusing my followers*

*casts [Chain Lightning] onto my blog so it does light nature damage to all of my followers*

I have often compared gaming laptops to nuclear reactors and that comparison has never been more justified

i arrive at the function

salmon: smoked

magic deck: shuffled

dick: out

here’s a list of monster girls i want to be someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the garbage

it is my birthday today, here is a timeline of how i got to where i am today

1st row: mysterious, forgotten years of small (primal form)

2nd row: following DISASTEROUS TEEN BOY HELL (not pictured), i start figuring out maybe i could be a girl

3rd row: power increasing, really girlin’ it up now

4th row: current form, very powerful and unstoppable

The Pain That Most Transmen Are Ashamed to Talk About

I waited patiently for my partner to come out of the doctors room. It had been a rough few months of him suffering with unexplained pelvic pain, renderin...

We have learned of the higher risks of cancer if a hysterectomy is not completed after five years of being on testosterone.

This is important.  Read it.  Especially if you have been on T for over or close to 5 years.  I have felt these pains.  Even just today.  I have been on T for over 5 years.

Something I have learned and have tried to be less of afraid of as a trans person is that you need to put your physical health above your feelings of shame.  If you’re having a serious medical concern you need to find a doctor you are comfortable with and talk to them.  It’s not fun, it’s not easy to do, but it’s important for your health.

real talk I feel like the mcelroy brothers are gonna be immensely influential on the next generation of comedians & comedy writers

I hope, if so, that those folks learn from their willingness to accept feedback & critically evaluate their own material.

mcelroy content is so good tbh

me: *interacts socially, once*

brain: ugh god stop harassing them

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

Old Friends Senior Jaa’m Sanctuary