Medusaslegacy - Clusterfuck

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

lemon and lime are gay married

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

If it climbs out of your Margarita and starts to kiss ya,

it's the drink whore!

For Sure!!

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!