me, on a date: Do you like ELO?
them: Who?
me: sorry I have to go home right now immediately
Questing
i still can’t handle that Yondu got his buoy a Zune
(Post Blue Sky) Ellie is always coming up with surprisingly clever ideas to get Chell and Wheatley to kiss. One time, at the annual Eaden Potluck, she placed a paper plate with a singular strand of spaghetti on the table. They get even more confused when Ellie whispers “Do it like those dogs did in the movie!”
“Listen, to get out of here, we’re going to have to go through Her paddock. And if She’s awake, She’ll almost certainly kill us.”
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Watch over me, space princess.
“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”
me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
the first kind:
“portal is cool”
beat the game in normal time or Record Time
also plays half life ect
“valve”
has some tshirts
?normal
the second kind:
*someone mentions something related to*:
apples
bagels
a crow
wheat
the song “mr. blue sky”
and They Start Crying just like that
someone even Mentions the words “blue sky” or “wheat” and they start yelling
blue sky soda is an Icon
Uhhh I’m re-reading Blue Sky so here’s a sad last-minute Valentine drawing
I’ve been trying to draw something other than people lately.
Portal/Blue Sky Fanart. Enjoy!
i’m about to fistfight my depression wish me luck
Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
someone: *mentions star wars*
me:
For good. (I’m accidentally redrawing my old wicked art. )