Facts !!

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

trans regs boycunt is so good that after easter/winter break remus cums too quick because it's been a hot second

moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them

orange peel theory this pomegranate peel theory that. but have you thought about badaam peel theory? when they soak the almonds overnight and peel them in the morning for you. now that right there is love at its peak.

"suniye" "sunaiye"

TOP TIER ROMANCE .

Jegulus:

Regulus: I’m a bad person

James: No, you’re not

Bartylus:

Regulus: I’m a bad person

Barty: Me too :p

THIS IS NO HATE AT EITHER OF THEM IM OBSESSED WITH THEM BOTH

this website

so true because for sirius it was confinement and for regulus it was betrayal (their last straws)

When Sirius left Grimmauld Place: Sirius: I'm never cutting my hair again. I am never having steak again. I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT ON A DINING TABLE AGAIN OR CLEAN MY ROOM OR WEAR A SUIT- When Regulus left: Regulus: I shall burn this place to the ground and save my elf from this place and torture my parents before killing them.

love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"

How is it that bartylus is a comon ship yet the fandom is DEAD?

ship fandom so dead the newcomers are calling it a rarepair