“Moonwater Size And Height Difference,” I Say Into The Mic.

"are they lovers?"

worse. it's a sports anime

It's all fun and games with Neil 'I'd rather be free than safe' Josten vs. Kevin 'I'd rather be safe than free' Day - until you whip out Jean 'Please just kill me' Moreau

James: Have you not eaten today ?

Regulus: no, i run on hatred and nicotine

this healed something in me...

James and Regulus watching the Barbie movie in the cinema, then ‘What was I made for?’ starts playing. As soon as the lyric “I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for” sounds through the movie theatre, James leans over and whispers in Regulus’ ear,

“It’s exactly what I’m made for.”

matt: why are you smiling?

neil: i'm just happy

andrew: riko is dead

Jegulus:

Regulus: I’m a bad person

James: No, you’re not

Bartylus:

Regulus: I’m a bad person

Barty: Me too :p

THIS IS NO HATE AT EITHER OF THEM IM OBSESSED WITH THEM BOTH

orange peel theory this pomegranate peel theory that. but have you thought about badaam peel theory? when they soak the almonds overnight and peel them in the morning for you. now that right there is love at its peak.

I need to study Jeremy Knox’s and Aaron Minyard’s time management skills cause these boys are locked in.

What do you mean Aaron was a d1 athlete with training practices and games, while being a collage student, while studying for medical school, while having a secret girlfriend and a healthy relationship, a therapy appointment, while dealing with all of the vandals and fox scandals and everything that comes with being ANDREW MYNARDS BROTHER

Jeremy Knox being an English major while being a d1 athlete: practices, training, games, and being the team caption, while going to therapy, and studying for law school and doing hours of driving to and from his house, and in the run for valedictorian:

Aaron Minynard 🤝 Jeremy Knox

Academic weapons

if i had a dollar for everytime they made a fun and psychotic character with a potential of the most tragic life story and an insane character development arc a comedian on crack jus for the funsies ,i'd buy a birkin....

why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch