Weird hc that Richie can’t kill bugs and he cowers behind Eddie and Eddie usually just takes a shoe and gets the bug in one quick motion (reflex boy) but one time he can’t find one and this bug is particularly big and gross and Richie is screaming and freaking the fuck out (“EDDIE HELP!!!!! AHHHHHH EDDIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!) so before he can stop himself, he claps the bug between his bare hands and then there’s a moment of silence where Eddie just stares at his hands before he starts ugly crying bc there are guts all over him and they sob together for the next five minutes bc they are dumb
“Congrats on getting something right for once, dad!”
That preview of Secret Wars: Secret Love is 100% approved by Erik’s kids and me. (oh um i kinda used their designs from here bc i like mini magnus family stuff)
extra: because i just had to draw the grandkids too??? and omg thinkfast is canon?!
This issue was really angsty, but I’ve isolated this image so that I can live in a fantasy world where Billy and Loki are just gay BFFs who get together once a week to kiki over cocktails. Billy is feigning exasperation as Loki calmly recounts whatever absurd chaos twink escapade he went on this weekend, later Loki will pretend to be sickened by Billy’s sweet, perfect domestic life. It’s all good-natured teasing bc they’re very supportive friends and everything! is! fine!
The wise words of Night Vale twitter truly hit us whenever we see them
Remember, the best pranks confuse the heck out of people, but are never cruel or demeaning.
TJ: Got my game face on.
TJ: My head’s in the game.
TJ: Absolutely nothing or no one can break my fo-
Cyrus, sitting in the bleachers: That’s my boyfriend! Knock them dead TJ!
TJ:
Random teammate: Coach, he’s doing it again.
Coach: Who’s doing what again?
Random teammate: TJ’s still standing in the doorway even though the game’s almost starting looking all dazed and smiley and it doesn’t look like he’s gonna move any time soon.
Coach: Oh for the love of-
Coach, throwing his hands in the air: Can somebody get out the bucket of ice-cold water again??
Part 1
all of the losers except stan are super excited for halloween
they go all out and like decorate everywhere and carve pumpkins and all that stuff
and on halloween they all have great, meticulously planned costumes (except stan)
they’ve planned for weeks to go trick or treating that night and then have a sleepover at richie’s house and watch horror movies all night
so when they all get to school the losers all see stan and are frankly a little disappointed because he looks completely normal
richie and bill in particular keep bothering stan about why he’s not wearing a costume or anything
and then at lunch stan just pulls up his pant leg and shows them the pumpkin socks he’s wearing and is like “boo, motherfuckers, now shut up and let me eat my lunch”
richie is delighted and ruffles stan’s hair ofc
and they all go trick or treating after school
richie gives eddie all of his candy and then steals candy from everyone else because he still wanted some
and then they all watch scary movies and cuddle up together on the couch
eddie falls asleep on richie’s shoulder after the first two or three movies
bev laughs at bill when he jumps at all the scares and ben watches her in admiration
stan and mike’s fingers lace together not long after the first movie starts & every time stan jumps mike squeezes his hand in reassurance
eventually they all fall asleep together & it’s all perfect and wonderful and there’s candy everywhere
i hate how this reminds me of That Vine
Gotta love overprotective good grandpa Rick
it only took me 84 years to finish this ha,, ha. (based on this)