"You Never Know, You Could Surprise Us All In Time. Who’ll Ever Know If It Was You That Caused The

On my hands and knees praying this will actually look good when I finish it 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

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ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

Augh look at her..

Case in Study: Hollyberry Cookie

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

First post didn't have the veil because I forgor so erm

Ta da!!!~

im tired of this grandpa...

~ Introduction ~

Hello, hello!~

Welcome to my little rp blog; @awakened-purevanilla! I made this on a whim after seeing so many other accounts and feeling the inexplicable urge to join in. This is a blog where I, @mothboyame, will respond to all of your questions, requests and interactions in character as Pure Vanilla Cookie (specifically awakened)!

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~ Info ~

This blog is for fun and will be a little silly. I do also have some headcanons and other little tidbits that I'll let you all be aware of!

Be aware that I do ship Shadowvanilla so please be mindful and don't be unnecessarily hateful! This blog is meant to be a safe space for others to share their thoughts and just have fun!

(This format is when I am talking out of character.)

This format is when I am in character.

~ My Pure Vanilla headcanons ~

Pure Vanilla Cookie is transgender (FtM/AFAB).

He is the shortest of the ancients and I like to imagine him shorter than most of the beasts as well (except for Eternal Sugar).

He is blind (mostly just very blurry eyesight).

He has autism and he does suffer from an ED (I like projecting onto my favorite characters a lot).

He is a literal Disney princess.

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~ Rules ~

The rules are generally very simple and quite the usual.

1. Be respectful to myself and others

2. Don't spread hate or use hateful terms/slurs (this includes, but is not limited to: Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism and Racism)

3. Do not interact if you have issues with the character or with Shadowvanilla

4. Do not spam

5. Do not push me to reply, I will respond when I can but I do have other things to do in my life, please respect that

6. Slightly suggestive content is okay but nothing overtly NSFW

7. Don't take anything seriously, this is all fun and sillies here!

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That's all there is for now! Feel free to submit into the inbox and have fun! ❤️

outside people.

Good because I was gonna draw it anyway 😼

I'm sending you and your boyfriend on a vacation to a sheep farm. Help him pack up, I'll pay you with a drawing of PV as the avatar of destiny if you get him to take a break 🙏🙏🙏🙏

the gifts are nice but I’d do it for free

and no that doesn’t mean I’m refusing the gifts I’d like them very much ✨✨✨

(ooc note the fanart offer was absolutely sweet I was not expecting it lol!)

The most shocking thing today I thought Pyuba would be a bit bigger and chubbier than Shamil But when I looked closely, Shamil was all long and slender, even taller than Pyuba…,, and Pyuba’s legs and body are kinda short too For real, it’s like a golden hamster or something, what does Shamil think every time they see Pyuba 🍦 Why are you staring like that, Shadow Milk? 🎭 (What a pig..)

Tall Shamil recognized in the kr crktwt... Yeesss good... More propaganda...