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I bet Netflix already made the decision to renew the Sandman and they’re just torturing us at this point until they announced it until then 

Imagine when a lukewarm take is so wrong that the author rightfully, publicly drags it....

"Say you've never read Sandman without saying you've never read Sandman."

The Council of Elrond.

The curtain rises. Music comes in.

Elrond: You are all here because of your fate...

Legolas (quietly): Or because Aragorn asked me out on a date.

Aragorn (quietly): Sorry, darling, it's too late.

Elrond: Let's start, the dark lord has a ring,

It's a dangerous thing

That helps him exist and do his dark magic,

If we will not destroy it, our fate will be tragic.

The darkness moves slowly to the world and our minds

Thranduil, thousands of miles away from the Council: You say "slowly" because you're blind.

Legolas: Not to sound rude,

But while you here were singing and playing on your lutes,

In my home we were loosing our heads,

We were fighting, and you didn't care about me and my dad,

And about three thousands of years of the war we had.

Thranduil: Well said!

Legolas: Okay, no matter how long I've been fighting Sauron.

Go on!

Elrond: I admit that it took me too long to understand,

Whom the forest elves fought on their homeland.

Probably, I really was too obsessed with my lute's strings,

But now, Frodo, show them all the ring!

Frodo stands up and puts the ring to the table.

Gimli: It should be destroyed, what are we waiting for?

Elrond, sarcastically: Why didn't I guess before?

Oh, Gimli, no, not your axe..!

Okay, it's not my fault that now your head aches.

So, the only way to destroy the ring

Is - what would you think?

Someone should take it to Mordor.

Everybody: ... ... ...

Boromir: Fuck you what

Everybody: ... ... ...

Elrond: It can't be a man, or an elf, or a dwarf,

For they are too weak.

But what if we use them all?

This way we can do it in a week!

Who wants to participate?

C'mon, guys, it's your fate!

Arwen, from the opposite side of Imladris: ARAGORN, NO

Thranduil, literally yelling so loud that the Council can hear him perfectly well: LEGOLAS, NO

Samwise Gamgee, appearing out of nowhere: MR FRODO, NO

Frodo: I will go.

Legolas, nervously: You have my bow.

Aragorn: And my sword.

Boromir: And my honest word :)

Gandalf: I will help you to destroy the dark lord.

Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Sam: And we too!!1!

Elrond: Okay, nine of you are here. And so...

Pippin: Wait, lord Elrond, where exactly should we go?

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Author's notes: Idk why I did it, but I love it. I'm crazy and I love it😂😂

Let's make the musical, guyyyyys!!1!

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