"Sorry, I Gave Up On Parole."

#1 Engineer.

Forgot sunscreen for the morning run oopsies! Based on an idea from @/bugtea___ on twt and the meme, two bird one stone YEEEAAAHHH

[reupload cuz i'm stupid]

a first time had

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at this point i just enjoy drawing perry in his underwear

#he is beauty he is grace

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while we’re on the topic of dakota (we are not) here’s a bunch of screenshots I took purely bc he looked cute in them. King

Okay so i went through my notes and found this little snippet i wrote in like 2021 and its just. what. don't know what i was gonna use it for, but uh, i guess have a treat lmaoo

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Spring 2010

Suddenly Perry's watch went off. He sighed, letting go of Heinz's lips.

"You gotta answer?" Heinz asked, his hands still clenched to Perry's sides.

"What if it's important?" Perry signed. Heinz pouted, but then sighed as well.

"Yeah, alright," he reluctantly went along.

So Perry answered, an image of Major Monogram appearing on the tiny display.

"Agent P! What have you been doing, you're all sweaty! We can't send you on a mission like this! Have you been working out?"

Perry simply turned his wrist to show Heinz panting as well.

"Huh, Doof is already with you! Do you have the rest if your team hidden somewhere too?"

He simply turned his watch again, so the both of them were visible to the Major. He just let him take the scene in for a moment.

"Hi Francis." Heinz grinned.

Silence. Then Major Monogram almost choked on his own spit.

"Oh, great googly moogly! Didn't want to interrupt... that... Uhm, get ready when you’re done and… get here. Uhm. Monogram out."

The display turned its usual baby blue again. Heinz and Perry looked at each other for a moment, then broke out in laughter before going back to making out, still with a grin on their faces.

working through some stuff

Perryshmirtz version:

Original version:

why is that even a question😭😭 YEEES

I have a new fanart of Perry and Heinz kissing :v, should I post it?