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Shipmate overboard! Reel em up lads!

where's me package...

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

Lebanese? I thought you were american.

So,

We all agree that rey is queer yeah?? Like you don't just kiss the morally grey version of Keanu Reeves without being kinda queer.

Oh god, they can not be allowed to congregate. Can you image the shear punk power they'd compile.

They would be best friends (and destroy things together)

My favourite media has all of those!

Asking if tumblr is relevant is the same energy as asking if most lizards are friendly like: "yeah sure I guess? They just chilling tho-"

occasional posts from users

You will not romance my chemicals!

i think it's fine to attribute some desire to biology, like wanting to have kids. like yeah I'm sure a lot of it is the living creature need to proliferate. it doesn't bug me. same as acknowledging that love is dopamine or whatever. a cynic saying love is just chemicals in our brains isn't a gotcha. like ok we as humans were so driven and fascinated by our capacity to love that we found the exact juice that produces that feeling and gave it a name. that's awesome, actually, i dig that, i love that. with my chemicals.

So I've completely given up understanding my sexuility, like I just didn't think about it as a kid, then I thought I was lesbian. Then I had a whole trans era and like idk where I am now?

Like I definitely like guy's, but like......✨️ladies✨️ and other people of various identity's are also welcome.

Sooooo? Pan? Bi?

Don't even get me started on gender, I will procrastinate it out of existence.

Have you seen our obsession with vanilla extract?? Yes of couse we fucking love banana bread.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?