I Still Get Excited When My Friends Refer To Me As Their Friend

me when i realise i shouldve been investing in buying property instead of not existing in 1983

in class

pretentious rabbit guy whos tired all the time bc hes studying to become a pharmacist and hes super smart and kind of arrogant all the time about it

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In ho: *smirking* I heard people are shipping us.

Gi hun: *terrified* TO WHERE???

from now on im just gonna be saying 'ladies, gentlemen and those who are more enlightened' when adressing a crowd

i may be aroace but i know how to seduce people

my air of sickly victorian boyhood combined with my tendencies to keep those squishy colorful animal things in my pockets makes me alluring to men, women, and those who are more enlightened

weirdly elegant for some reason and kinda melancholy

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?