im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
fr its like having friends who are shrimp
one of my favourite things about being aroace is going to my allo friends and asking them questions about how they experience attraction that break their brains
me when i realise i shouldve been investing in buying property instead of not existing in 1983
help.
Kinda fucks me up to think there's water flight players who have joined after BotE and therefore have only experienced Wavecrest post-Tidelord. Imagine moving to a new town and finding out it's the only place in the country where the mayor position has been vacant for 40 years because the last guy vanished one day and everyone's still waiting for him to get back. He may or may not be alive. He left a message hidden in his office about looking into an apocalyptic conspiracy that was only found a couple years ago and has no date so no one knows when it was written. It said everyone should Be Afraid. The mayoral parade still happens every year
this is so brokeback mountain core
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
btw no one talks about it but in the minecraft movie there's a piglin named general chungus who speaks with a gay accent and says "i have to unalive you" <- actual uncensored line in the movie
whats duraludon
that looks fuckin awesomesauce
spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.
“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
HAPPY LOVE LOSES WEDNESDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE