i want this soo bad but im too young for a man to do this 😕
౨ৎ‧₊˚ "you're not special", the girls on my girlblog say otherwise
Things to do with your (problematically) younger girlfriend:
•Take her on dates and act like her father.
•Choke her while she's crying for you to let her breathe.
•Call her 'little lamb' and 'bunny'.
•Carry her around.
•Taunt her with "Look at you getting fucked by a guy older than your father".
•Stroke her hair while she has practically passed out from overstimulation.
•Let her tie a ribbon around your bicep.
•Smoke with her, light her cigarette, blow the smoke into her mouth.
i love when i tell an older man im still a virgin and he calls me pure.. like yes im SO pure and untouched and innocent. i can’t wait for u to absolutely ruin me
April Ludgate is beautiful. Stop. You are talented. No. But most importantly, you're passionate about animals. That's true. It's because I'm half wolf.
Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation (2009-2015) created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur
when someone tells me that the older man im speaking to is grooming me but i wanted him first
The feminine urge to be someone’s problematically young gf 😖
‘’ . . need a bf w a disgustingly huge age gap ?!
Playing horsey with your girl that turns into “d-ad dad dad daddy daddyyy…”
me
Whennn 😞
shes so me I AM Grace Chasity don't even play with me </3
God forbid a girl likes a man 30 years older than her 🙄🙄🙄
"What that mouth do?" Go nonverbal.
Someone talk to meeeeee I'm so bored :P
omg I NEED an older man to put me in my place so badly it's insane