I should have stopped at 69 posts, what have I let my life become
How did this idea turn into me writing a podcast
Me trying to go to sleep
My brain at 2 in the god damn morning: what if ,,,,,, what if you read fanfics others have written and recorded it like an audio book
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Lol imagine making memes as a coping mechanism
Because I love them here are some lil updates about Bilbo and Cheese let me gush about my chickens damnit
The first time they ate grass they absolutely lost their shit it was amazing
And despite being bigger they enjoy being on my shoulder and have surprised me multiple times by flying up to my shoulder
Mum also got really salty at me because cheese managed to poo on her leg while chilling on my shoulder
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
body language masterlist
a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
550 words to say instead of fuckin said
638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
some more body language help
look
if a long dead ancestor of unknown origins doesn’t rise from the grave to stop me, then how bad of an idea is it really
okay, okay, hear me out:
what if the boy who lived was the girl who lived? scruffy tomboy harriet “call me Harry” potter, getting extra rubbish from the Dursleys both from being a girl and being the wrong kind of girl
and absolutely nothing in the entire 7-book series changes except for pronouns. because girls can be brave and imperfect and angry and sulky and loud just like boys can.
(except a girl harry would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of that might change)
legit tho, even if you dont watch mark, you should totally listen to the edge of sleep. like. legit. u should.
- they/them - I'm sorry to anyone who ends up following this blog I have no idea whats going on - allegedly a sentient patch of moss -
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