My Brain

How did this idea turn into me writing a podcast

Me trying to go to sleep

My brain at 2 in the god damn morning: what if ,,,,,, what if you read fanfics others have written and recorded it like an audio book

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

my brain suddenly wanted human interaction so bad that I ordered food so I could briefly see another human face via delivery person

im readinge the book with mama

imagine having just moved out of home for the very first time and settling in and being unemployed and then suddenly writing a podcast

have to say, I’m C minor 

Tag yourself, we’re C major.

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

one of my favorite things?? pretty weapons

like bitcH

this mf will fuck you up

and will look FUKIN GOREGOUS

while doing it